grown-ups... (via beetiger's)
The "Grown Up" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? city, light and water... because they give so little time to pay... it's due like 5 days after it's sent, and they don't provide an envelope which means extra effort in writing address.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
hmm... thai place in England I think.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
new years.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
hmm. never danced ON a bar.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Million
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Right now? FINISHING folding laundry. *snap* and it's done. Awesome!
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
WHEN I grow-up... I want to be an archaeologist.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
just the one. I love school.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I had to wear it for the school field trip. "uniformed dress"
10. GAS PRICES?
i don't think about it...
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
ahh england, my daughter.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
fuck. I'll take a half hour more... *sleeps*
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I have too much to do to sleep
14. Favorite style of underwear?
VS bikini briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs...
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
getting/reading the mail
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
yes. without a doubt.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
mmmm early... depending on current sleep pattern. i fall in patterns easily
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
hmm. Don't know. Foghorn leghorn, snoopy... mmmm... scooby-doo... can't really think at moment i'm sure there's a better one i'm just not thinking of...
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
movies
21. Have you found real love yet?
yes.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
it's a matter of perspective...
23. Favorite 80's movie?
was ferris bueller's day off eighties? if not...
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
fat free turkey
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
toilet paper.
26. Beach or lake?
beach if i can afford it (which is no) so lake as I have it available...
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
not really.
28. How many people do you stalk on livejournal?
? i don't.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
*blinks*
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
*shrugs* aladdin? little mermaid? I dunno... i'm not really AFRAID for anyone to find out about my favorite movies...
31. What's your drink?
Jack and coke.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
cowboys.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Stephen Price. cause he's neat and still around and I've run into him a couplea times and he's a neat person.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
n/a no workie radio
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm. all the way norm...
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
simpsons.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
marriage.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
heh. you mean the children? yes of course i like them... they are my job.... but i don't sit... sooo....
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
george bush.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to party with?
ahh... hmmmm.... I dunno probably some band... Barenaked Ladies maybe so I could listen to spontaneous acoustic guitar stuff... that'd be fun.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? cat on a hot tin roof paul newman.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
yes! oven! when the coil deciced to spark and create fire
44. Last book you read for real?
Into a Dark Realm, Raymond E. Feist.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
mmm yes.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
? is there a strange place to brush your teeth? i mean... i dunnno... ahhh... on a river? that's not really strange... maybe on an airplane? is that strange? i dunno...
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
anywhere past the border...
48. Do you go to church?
I do sometimes.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
hmm. career.
50. Just how OLD are you?
25.
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? city, light and water... because they give so little time to pay... it's due like 5 days after it's sent, and they don't provide an envelope which means extra effort in writing address.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
hmm... thai place in England I think.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
new years.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
hmm. never danced ON a bar.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Million
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Right now? FINISHING folding laundry. *snap* and it's done. Awesome!
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
WHEN I grow-up... I want to be an archaeologist.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
just the one. I love school.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I had to wear it for the school field trip. "uniformed dress"
10. GAS PRICES?
i don't think about it...
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
ahh england, my daughter.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
fuck. I'll take a half hour more... *sleeps*
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I have too much to do to sleep
14. Favorite style of underwear?
VS bikini briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs...
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
getting/reading the mail
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
yes. without a doubt.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
mmmm early... depending on current sleep pattern. i fall in patterns easily
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
hmm. Don't know. Foghorn leghorn, snoopy... mmmm... scooby-doo... can't really think at moment i'm sure there's a better one i'm just not thinking of...
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
movies
21. Have you found real love yet?
yes.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
it's a matter of perspective...
23. Favorite 80's movie?
was ferris bueller's day off eighties? if not...
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
fat free turkey
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
toilet paper.
26. Beach or lake?
beach if i can afford it (which is no) so lake as I have it available...
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
not really.
28. How many people do you stalk on livejournal?
? i don't.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
*blinks*
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
*shrugs* aladdin? little mermaid? I dunno... i'm not really AFRAID for anyone to find out about my favorite movies...
31. What's your drink?
Jack and coke.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
cowboys.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Stephen Price. cause he's neat and still around and I've run into him a couplea times and he's a neat person.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
n/a no workie radio
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm. all the way norm...
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
simpsons.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
marriage.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
heh. you mean the children? yes of course i like them... they are my job.... but i don't sit... sooo....
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
george bush.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to party with?
ahh... hmmmm.... I dunno probably some band... Barenaked Ladies maybe so I could listen to spontaneous acoustic guitar stuff... that'd be fun.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? cat on a hot tin roof paul newman.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
yes! oven! when the coil deciced to spark and create fire
44. Last book you read for real?
Into a Dark Realm, Raymond E. Feist.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
mmm yes.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
? is there a strange place to brush your teeth? i mean... i dunnno... ahhh... on a river? that's not really strange... maybe on an airplane? is that strange? i dunno...
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
anywhere past the border...
48. Do you go to church?
I do sometimes.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
hmm. career.
50. Just how OLD are you?
25.