Im back motha fuckahs!

Jun 12, 2006 21:09

Actually i never really left. Ive just been hiding in the shadows, getting off to watching your sister/brother/mother bathing and taking out the trash. You havent noticed me, but you've known im there, sitting quietly with a tec-9 ready to pwn some n00bs. Speaking of tech n9ne....
Anybody wanna go to war wit a nigga like Tech Neezle We killin them evil people Anybody thinkin evil is feasible need to go Everybody that's baned for I'm a killa wit a chainsaw
I'm a damagin mangar The devilish death by an angel Change all f**k a nigga Buck a nigga When he wanna get a piece of my Nina Amerikilla Forealla gorilla like me Tha mothaf**ka might see
Or might not see That about me baroquely You can lock me In a cell wit a Nazi Whiter than oxy And he wouldn't wanna box me When I'm finished the mind is diminished to comin out blacker than a sharpie Numba N9ne...
Thats right son, i just blew your mother fucking mind..... but that was with my gat. Pulled a JFK on yo ass. Im sure i also astounded you though.
Know what ive been doing lately? Eating MEAT! Lots and lots of MEAT. Koalas, tucans, panthers.... endangered species just seem to taste better, especially when killed slowly and painfully over a period of a month or so; just seems to bring out the best in a slab of butchered muscle. You can really tase the... what is it.... fear i believe, and the feeling of being overpowered by a male of a dominant species. Yeah once you have the taste of that running down your chin, you're hooked. One time when i was gorging myself on a freshly killed wild north american buffalo (highly endangered) on a street corner in downtown boston when a member of PETA came up to me and went in to some self-rightious rant about why hes better for not eating animals, especially not whole and raw on a boston street corner. It sort of just went in one ear and out the other, but i was pissed that he broke my concentration while chowing down on some buffalo liver, so i chopped his balls off with a rusty spoon and force fed it to the other live buffalo i had standing there in case i wanted seconds. Then i slaughtered the buffalo with the spoon, and was going to eat it until i realized that i'd be vicariously eating the mans balls, and im not a freekin faggot or anything, so i left it rotting in the street in front of a gaggle of starving orphans from ethiopea. Then i went home and played videogames for 48 hours straight. it was a good day.

there, i made an entry.
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