May 26, 2006 13:26
You might be a Homeschooler if..................
Your P.E. comes from chasing toddlers around.
Your "schoolbus" is a 9 passenger van.
You consider school work after lunch to be cruel, and unusual punishment.
Your father has ever told the cashier at Wal-Mart, "We're on a field trip".
The signatures on your dimploma all have the same last name.
Everyone else in the world is referred to as, "non-homies".
Your mom's wardrobe consists mostly of denim jumpers.
You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends.
YOU have to decide what year you want to graduate.
You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school. (oh yeah!!!!!)
The teacher can kiss the principle, and no one thinks it's unusual.
You get to school, and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
Your friends talk about waiting in line for 7 hours to try out the new roller coaster, so you go and wait 5 minutes-on a school day!
The closest thing to a bully in your school, is your slightly strange 2 year old sister.
Your friends complain about a hard day at school, and you have to keep yourself from giving them, "that homeschooling smile".
You hear the phrase "socialization" and laugh, because you have more friends and know more people that ANY fo your public school friends.
You don't watch public television.
You have more siblings than jackets.
You have EVER suffered thru Saxon Math.
All birthdays are school holidays.
You have ever finished your schoolwork before breakfast.
You are 16 years of age, and have NEVER gone on a date.
You know what "unit studies" are.
You check our more than 10 books each time you visit the library.
You actually want to receive books on your birthday.
You can get days ahead in almost any subject.
You have more friends way older AND younger than you, than ones that are your acutal age.
...All your classmates have the same last name as you.
...When you are asked what grade you are in, you respond, "In which subject?".
...All four walls in the living room are floor-to-ceiling bookshelves.
...You ask a question about the Grand Canyon, and the next thing you know your family is in the (9 passenger) van headed to see and explore it.
yaya...some of them don't really apply for us but the rest is cool!! At least "I" laughed!!! lol but I guess that is not saying very much....because I laugh at just abou tanything...LOL...see..tteeeheehee..i amuse myself!
So I was counting....Yes Ii can count past 5! Everybody clap!!!!LOL...and I figured that Rebecca, Keelia, Andrew, Samuel, Nathan, Hannah, Daniel and Aaron all have jobs and I don't meaning I should probally go out and try to find one! But first I have to make a resume...anyone have any ideas of how to do that?!!??!?!
This weekend I have my final parade for Cadets...*wootwoot* *does happy dance* Meaning I have next weekend off 'cept for go-karting on Sunday at 1...which I can't decide if I want to go to....I probally will though...teeheehee...I laugh at all of you who can't go!*enter crazy laugh*OOHh and I have sailing the weekend after but because I am the only with my sail level I may not go becuase I have noone to teach me!* does sad...yet happy dance*
AAAAAAHHHHH...geez I have the start to a cold and its making me really mad cause I can't have one...I don't have time for...Dear Cold, Please come again. Don't forget to book an appointment with my receptionist on your way out....Sincerly~Jule.....ohh wait I forgot..teeheehee....I don't have a receptionist...oh welll...please pray that I get better really quickly! Like before Sunday at the latest...perferablly before Saturday at 9...
So thats a quick update of my life....want any more info...just ask...I don't bite...least not too hard...
I decided that I am not going to rant anymore about "HIM"...I prayed to God this morning that if anything is supossed to be said that "HE" will bring it up...I also prayed the same thing for you Sister(You should know who you are)...
~Jule