Wherein the Yume Wagers Her Virginity and is Triumphant!
So, who's up for another Yume story? God knows somebody who's reading this has to be.
Alright, so I'm chatting it up with Matt and Jon L. (as my usual seat at the Staying-the-Fuck-Away-from-Lea-Table was occupied by DanK - curse ye, O Russian Race, who doe oft wrong the Swedes) when Jon declares that, "because they both start with 'org-'," I kid you not, "'orgasm' and 'orgy' must derive from the same root!" Matt and I both called this specious claim into question, but Jon remained insistent until I finally threw down the gauntlet:
"Jon, you're full of shit. If 'orgasm' and 'orgy' derive from the same root, I'll give you a blowjob."
In retrospect, I don't think I've ever seen him looking so ill. I should probably be thankful he didn't vomit all over my shoes.
Not that it makes much of a difference, as I was right anyhow. (Vide orgasm and orgy, and their respective roots.) Naturally.
Plus, I'm told, Rosemary would have covered for the BJ anyhow. (Thank God.)
Tune in next time on Yume is a 'Tard!
Alright, so I'm chatting it up with Matt and Jon L. (as my usual seat at the Staying-the-Fuck-Away-from-Lea-Table was occupied by DanK - curse ye, O Russian Race, who doe oft wrong the Swedes) when Jon declares that, "because they both start with 'org-'," I kid you not, "'orgasm' and 'orgy' must derive from the same root!" Matt and I both called this specious claim into question, but Jon remained insistent until I finally threw down the gauntlet:
"Jon, you're full of shit. If 'orgasm' and 'orgy' derive from the same root, I'll give you a blowjob."
In retrospect, I don't think I've ever seen him looking so ill. I should probably be thankful he didn't vomit all over my shoes.
Not that it makes much of a difference, as I was right anyhow. (Vide orgasm and orgy, and their respective roots.) Naturally.
Plus, I'm told, Rosemary would have covered for the BJ anyhow. (Thank God.)
Tune in next time on Yume is a 'Tard!