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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I punched wildtigress in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I turned sjdrek in for spitting (3 points). Last Tuesday I helped wandering__soul across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (623 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
aoineko13
wouldn't being a dictator be a bad thing? I really hated the trick or treat meme that had been going around a few years ago, and this will likely be the same. but at least this one is funny.