I have no excuse for that one-liner drabble in the previous post.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. 3JSB belongs to LDH.
Summary: Psycho-Pass AU. In which 3JSB is in Division Three.
Inspectors: Naoto, Naoki
Enforcers: Ryuji, Hiroomi, Takanori, Elly, Kenjirou
Rating: T
"Do it, Elly."
"I can't. I just bought these shoes last weekend."
"And they're both going to escape if you don't shoot," Ryuji reasons.
"I bought them at a mega sale. The chances of finding such a particular colour, moreover at a sale, are very slim and no I don't want blood stains or brain mush on the soles, thank you very much."
"Why did you even wear them out in the first place?!" Naoto's exasperation is clear in his tone. He elbows past the two men, trying not to roll his eyes at them. Raising his Dominator, he locks on to the nearest target and pulls the trigger, yelling at his partner to do the same.
"NAOKI, DON'T LET THAT BASTARD GET AWAY FROM YOU."
Sighing, Naoki aims his Dominator at the remaining target and fires. The blinding white light of the Dominators still sears their eyelids even though they close their eyes. Remnants of the blast dots their vision when it fades.
Kenjirou winces. "The blood doesn't scare me, but I hate it when humans explode just like that," he explains when Hiroomi turns to look at him. He takes several steps back from the pool of crimson, shaking his head as if to clear the images from his mind.
"Inspectors Naoto and Naoki could have left some of the work for us," Takanori pouts. Hiroomi elbows him, then jerks a thumb behind him. Both hide their amused faces when they see Naoto fussing over Naoki; the shorter man is straightening his collar and slapping away his hands when the other attempts to redo his loosened tie.
Elly and Ryuji are still bickering, even when Kenjirou lazily flicks his Dominator to check their Crime Coefficients.
"Kenjirou, put that away. Everyone, let's go back," Naoto yells.
Kenjirou shifts his still-raised Dominator to the Inspector's back and snorts, shaking his head in disbelief - Inspector Naoto's Crime Coefficient is at an amazing thirty.