Staff Request
To: Staffing
From: Office of the Commander, Armies of the Western Heavens
Re: Opening in position of secretary
Lieutenant;
This is a request for staffing to fill the newly vacant position of Second Senior Office Secretary for the palace office of the Commander of the Armies of the Western Heavens. The applicant must have a minimum rank of Sergeant, ( Read more... )
From: Office of the Commander, Armies of the Western Heavens
Re: Opening in position of secretary
Lieutenant;
This is a request for staffing to fill the newly vacant position of Second Senior Office Secretary for the palace office of the Commander of the Armies of the Western Heavens. The applicant must have a minimum rank of Sergeant, ( Read more... )
From: Office of the Commander, Armies of the Western Heavens
Re: Application for Secretarial Position
Sergeant;
After having reviewed your application for the position of Second Senior Office Secretary for the palace office of the Commander of the Armies of the Western Heavens as detailed in Interdepartmental Memo #3204921 3SR, His Majesty Ao Jun has voiced confusion as to your reasons behind applying for this position. Although your language skills seem satisfactory, His Majesty feels that you would otherwise likely find the position tedious and unsatisfying, as there is a decided lack of prancing horses in tutus or skilled knife work beyond the use of a letter opener.
However, with this caveat, His Majesty has passed along your application to Internal Security for review. Once your background check has cleared, you may apply as a candidate for Level Four Security Clearance. It is suggested that you also attend the next scheduled dates for the training seminars #2305932-DKR.3 Advanced Dragon-Kami Relations, and #2305932-DKR.4E Intensive Overview of the Dragon-Kami Treaty and Its Implications for the Heavenly Army. Completion of these seminars is necessary for the Schedule I Special Incentive Hazard Pay: Secretarial-D wage bonus check available only to His Majesty’s personal staff.
While you are awaiting the results of your background check, His Majesty has graciously enclosed the pamphlets The Joy of Filing and Fifty Shades of Red Tape for your reading pleasure. He also strongly suggests you examine your reasons for applying for this position by taking advantage of the psychological services provided free of charge for members of the Army of the Western Heavens.
His Majesty wishes you luck in your career.
Interdepartmental Memo #4904725 9GR-OP
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