I don't understand the Hunger Games
I'm watching this with my dad now, and... I don't get it, man.
Why do these people put up with this crap? They all know how to fight, go shoot those weird fuckers with the bows and shit.
Half the people in this movie look absurd, it's hard to take them seriously as authority figures. This story seems absurd. I'm glad I didn't read the book. I was going to, I really wanted to, but it was in first person and I can't really get into that style of writing. I don't know how the fuck I read three Twilight books.
Jennifer Lawrence is hot. That helps.
That Peeta kid kinda looks like a twerp, and the guy who plays Gale is ruined for me because I know he's engaged to Miley Cyrus. Really, Jennifer's the only one doing anything for me in this flick. Are there any other hot guys? Cinna's pretty fine, but then I've had a mild crush on Lenny Kravitz since the late 90s. And I want to ship Katniss with Cinna. Hardly any idea what's going on but I'm shipping people.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT GUY HAVE BLUE HAIR? EVEN HIS EYEBROWS. WTF.
I don't know if I'll bother with the other movies when they come out. It's hard for me to really get sold on this.