yeah, this is what i do for fun
i don't know if i'll fit in my bed with the 2 hunks i bought for $4 ea today! they're huge.
hooray for new pillows! (the pillow name is "the hunk.")
it was a long day of many funny vignettes similar to this one as well as the laughable 1.5hr long charade of me being married to stephen.
the 2 of us went out shopping today. the agenda included pillow, shirt, & mattress shopping. after accomplishing the 1st 2 tasks & teasing the poor boy mercilessly (max, steve, where are you?!), we grabbed a late lunch, then headed to a furniture store. now this is where the mistake was made. we went to a real furniture store where they have real salespeople. so we met bill. bill, who found us trying out mattresses, promptly assumed we were a married couple. the 2 of us were too busy laughing to correct him so this continued on as he made us try out a bunch of mattresses in some weird succession (weird meaning completely illogical--as in wandering all over the store). anyway, we, really i should say, "i," narrowed the selection down to 2 mattresses. then the indecision set in, especially since the cheap mattress, a full size for the price of $500, was... $500. we politely asked for his card & excused ourselves under the pretense of wanting to discuss "financial matters" over dinner & then made a b-line for the door. stephen then insisted he wouldn't pretend to be my husband, or boyfriend, or even brother again.
oh, & of course there were pictures taken. proof that the 2 of us were "in bed together." we tried taking the picture on my camera phone but then, creepy bill (to the rescue again!) offered to take the pictures for us. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
mrr. does anyone know how to get those damn things off my phone? i'm only slightly technologically impaired, i swear.
ps i decided next time i'm taking a girl w/ me. who wants to be my lesbian lover?!
hooray for new pillows! (the pillow name is "the hunk.")
it was a long day of many funny vignettes similar to this one as well as the laughable 1.5hr long charade of me being married to stephen.
the 2 of us went out shopping today. the agenda included pillow, shirt, & mattress shopping. after accomplishing the 1st 2 tasks & teasing the poor boy mercilessly (max, steve, where are you?!), we grabbed a late lunch, then headed to a furniture store. now this is where the mistake was made. we went to a real furniture store where they have real salespeople. so we met bill. bill, who found us trying out mattresses, promptly assumed we were a married couple. the 2 of us were too busy laughing to correct him so this continued on as he made us try out a bunch of mattresses in some weird succession (weird meaning completely illogical--as in wandering all over the store). anyway, we, really i should say, "i," narrowed the selection down to 2 mattresses. then the indecision set in, especially since the cheap mattress, a full size for the price of $500, was... $500. we politely asked for his card & excused ourselves under the pretense of wanting to discuss "financial matters" over dinner & then made a b-line for the door. stephen then insisted he wouldn't pretend to be my husband, or boyfriend, or even brother again.
oh, & of course there were pictures taken. proof that the 2 of us were "in bed together." we tried taking the picture on my camera phone but then, creepy bill (to the rescue again!) offered to take the pictures for us. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
mrr. does anyone know how to get those damn things off my phone? i'm only slightly technologically impaired, i swear.
ps i decided next time i'm taking a girl w/ me. who wants to be my lesbian lover?!