Navy Boys Challenge
Article Title:Uncle Philemon's Mailbag
Author:
nodbear &
anteros_lmcRating: Poor!
Characters: Confused, Unrequited, Scabby, Corporal Miserable, Uncle Philemon, Ed Pellew.
Authors' Note: So,
nodbear and I set out to write a problem page for Navy Boys. Think of the opportunities for smut and innuendo!! Bad move. Neither of us read glossy mags and the smut fairies deserted us in disgust. The resulting problem pages appears to be more appropriate for a gentleman's magazine than for Navy Boys. *hangs head in shame* Still, we hope the editor will bear with us....
Uncle Philemon's Mailbag (With profuse apologies to William Shakespeare, John Donne, Herman Melville, CS Forester, Sir Edward Pellew, Captain Philemon Pownoll and poor old Corporal Robinson who really was disrated from the Indefatigable's muster books in 1797.)