A: Dr. Maturin with a new contraption that GOES FAST.
So I was messing about on Google, trying to find some specific POB quote to see if it really was a quote or a figment of my imagination, when I came across t
his little fanfic, written by an obvious cycling enthusiast.
And so I leave you all with the mental image of Stephen in a Lycra cycling outfit*. You're welcome!
*whether this requires brain bleach, or an emergency detour to your bunk, is up to you. Personally, I found this to be another excellent opportunity to
emulate my hero.