Adventures in Errands

[anyte]

I had to stop by Home Depot on my way home from work to pick up some silicone caulk. I have no idea where such a thing is kept in a store that size. So I had to ask an employee, carefully enunciating that I was in search of "caulking". It occurred to me after I left the store that, it being April Fool's Day and all, I should've just asked him to "Point me in the direction of the caulk." and made no attempt to pronounce the "u"

For the record, it's with paint supplies, not with plumbing (which had been my first assumption).