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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I put money in rhismommy's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I gave ursulav a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (412 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
anyte