urban dictionary meme!
Since I haven't posted in a while...
the urban dictionary meme, from pada_something.
1. Your name: Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
2. Your age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3. One of your siblings: Allie
(a) A name usually given to females and is derived from the male names "Alexander, Alessandro"
(b) Short for "Allison, Alexandra, Alexandria, or Alessandra."
(c) People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.
(d) It literally means "protector of mankind"
"Allie is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, nicest, most awesome girl in my class."
4. What you should be doing: laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
5. Favorite color: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Birthplace: Toledo
A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.
(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.
7. Birth month: October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
8. Your sign: Libra
People born between September 24 and October 20. 7th sign. Represented by scales.
Opposite sign = aries
Gets along with = aries, libra, aquarius, gemini, taurus
Best avoided = virgo, pisces, capricorn
PROS: charming, diplomatic, doesn't let emotions get in the way, fair, sees all points of view, loves to think before they make up their mind, passionate, good with relationships, friendly, loves beauty, balance, and clothes, cosmopolitan, refined, amiable, sociable, happy, generous, realistic, charming, gracious, affectionate, balanced, diplomatic, easy-going, elegant, charming, flirtatious, committed, objective but can be indecisive, emotionally complex, vague, dependent, distant, argumentative, depressed, exhausted, materialistic, superficial, self-indulgent, cares alot about what other people think, vanity
((I love that this one changes tenses and then switches from adjectives to verb and then nouns.))
9. Favorite animal: tiger
A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
((What the frakking hell with the rambling? these people.))
10: Favorite emotion: elation
if you are elated it means that you are simply, purely, super happy!
its like exstatic, only not so frantic. more like and extreme amout of contentness.
((OH GEEZ WITH THE SPELLING.))
the urban dictionary meme, from pada_something.
1. Your name: Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
2. Your age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3. One of your siblings: Allie
(a) A name usually given to females and is derived from the male names "Alexander, Alessandro"
(b) Short for "Allison, Alexandra, Alexandria, or Alessandra."
(c) People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.
(d) It literally means "protector of mankind"
"Allie is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, nicest, most awesome girl in my class."
4. What you should be doing: laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
5. Favorite color: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Birthplace: Toledo
A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.
(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.
7. Birth month: October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
8. Your sign: Libra
People born between September 24 and October 20. 7th sign. Represented by scales.
Opposite sign = aries
Gets along with = aries, libra, aquarius, gemini, taurus
Best avoided = virgo, pisces, capricorn
PROS: charming, diplomatic, doesn't let emotions get in the way, fair, sees all points of view, loves to think before they make up their mind, passionate, good with relationships, friendly, loves beauty, balance, and clothes, cosmopolitan, refined, amiable, sociable, happy, generous, realistic, charming, gracious, affectionate, balanced, diplomatic, easy-going, elegant, charming, flirtatious, committed, objective but can be indecisive, emotionally complex, vague, dependent, distant, argumentative, depressed, exhausted, materialistic, superficial, self-indulgent, cares alot about what other people think, vanity
((I love that this one changes tenses and then switches from adjectives to verb and then nouns.))
9. Favorite animal: tiger
A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
((What the frakking hell with the rambling? these people.))
10: Favorite emotion: elation
if you are elated it means that you are simply, purely, super happy!
its like exstatic, only not so frantic. more like and extreme amout of contentness.
((OH GEEZ WITH THE SPELLING.))