Yup... gravity does work. Even in the southern hemisphere.
I was getting ready for bed. While removing leggings, I lost balance and started to fall. I put right hand on too soft of a bed (at least it slowed my downward momentum) and I landed on my (wait for it) left knee, elbow and shoulder.
I swear, everything from my eyebrows down hurts. I am in category "Bruised, not broken"
I really need a bathtub or a hot tub. But that isn't going of happen.