I'm posting this because in many ways it epitomizes my life right now.
ryanbrokethelite (3:16:49 PM): Drinkin a hazelnut cappuccino from McCafe
ryanbrokethelite (3:16:52 PM): it's actually good
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:02 PM): unlike that utter shit that guy tried to give me
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:12 PM): like the first two sips were good and then I was like OMG DID HE PISS IN THIS
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:14 PM): he probably did
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:30 PM): because I was the douche that was like HI MCDONALDS I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT DRINKING YOUR SHITTY COFFEE TONIGHT
ryanbrokethelite (3:16:52 PM): it's actually good
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:02 PM): unlike that utter shit that guy tried to give me
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:12 PM): like the first two sips were good and then I was like OMG DID HE PISS IN THIS
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:14 PM): he probably did
ryanbrokethelite (3:17:30 PM): because I was the douche that was like HI MCDONALDS I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT DRINKING YOUR SHITTY COFFEE TONIGHT