Aug 24, 2004 19:12
one hundred question survey. OHHH yes.
1)What's your name? kaylin danielle
2)How old are you? 14
3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 9 and 0
4)How much money do you get for an allowance? 17 a week
5)What's your favorite TV show? hmm.
6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? once
7)What's your favorite store? oh who knows
8)Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? life, because without life you cant have liberty OR the pursuit of happiness. duh.
9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? what the hell kind of question is that?
10)How many pets do you have? four
11)How many bfs or gfs have you ever had? dont know, not going to stop and count
12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? idaho. no clue why.
13)How was your day today? its going pretty good
14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? uh does lighting the living room carpet on fire count?
15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? 1000000000000000000000 hours.
16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? i dont know. how smart do you think i am?
17)What is your favorite song? uhhh at the moment... probably 4 of em. 1. jude law and a semester abroad 2. soco amaretto lime 3. grand theft autumn 4. chasing rainbows
18)Does this survey interest you? not in the slightest, but im doing it anyway
19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? what?!
20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is done? attack kyle and make him stop singing
21) Why are you trying to complete this survey? because i'm bored
22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? 2 - collateral and princess diaries 2
23)What about the last month? dont know
24)What did you eat for lunch today? uh well i woke up at 12:30 so i had honey bunches of oats for lunch...
25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? uh... december?
26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? because god is angry.
28)Do ads annoy you? don't they annoy everyone eventually?
29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? hmm. down the hall and to the left.
30)What is the longest word you know of? antidisestablishmentarianism?
31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? what????
32)What was your first word as a baby? penis. no, i wish. it was 'kitty.'
33)***Women: Do you feel crappy today? not really
34)Do you get PMS? no, but i use it as a great excuse to be a royal bitchhh. :-D
35)Do you like shopping? indeed i do
36)What are you listening to? that ashlee simpson song, pieces of me. kyle is singing it. grossss.
37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute)? GWAM! sounds like a tiny country. or a disease.
38)Well, do tell us what it is. OGGGABOGGG
39)Are you gay/a lesibian? no.
40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? uno that's actually 'out.'
True or False
41)You like to write in your diary/journal/xanga. true
42)You have a Neopet. haha false, but i was OBSESSED in 5th grade (minnie and ruby! hahah remember? good times)
43)There are aliens under your bed. false. monsters, you dipshit.
44)You see dead people. what about people that SHOULD be dead? does that count?
45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. yep 3 or 4 times
46)Your back itches. well. now it does. THANKS A LOT.
47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. mhmm
48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. well that would depend on your defenition of real.
49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. best friends? dont think duy counts for that. but yeah, one friend?
50)There is something stuck to your booty. a chair!
51)Your parents annoy you. i dont think 'annoy' is a strong enough word.
52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. false
53)The word vicious describes you. at times? but not really.
54)You have siblings. true. big sis.
55)You can count on everyone in your family. BIIIG false.
56)You like the color brown. only in hair and eyes.
57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. true for some things.
58)The best music is country music. no. and i will kill you if you think it is.
59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. perhaps...
60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. not by heart
61)Green tea is yummy. false. tea is yucky. all of it.
62)You're popular. hahahaha. false.
63)You're a pervert. true. FUCK yes its true. haha.
64)Vivacious describes you. errr?
65)Gambling is a problem for you. false
67)The word death scares you. false
68)There is a window nearby. true
68)Something doesn't seem right to you. true?
69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. false
70)<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. actually they're all dead.
71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. false
72)Puberty is a scary thing. uhh?
73)Skating is fun. hmm.
74)You barf a lot. false
75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. false
76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. false
77)You're in love. no comment.
78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). what? the hell? are those things?
79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. mmm. pudding!
80)You wear underwear ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). hmm nope. i dont really like underwear actually haha. but i wear em usually?
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of
81)Jingle Bells: batman
82)Nuts: penis
83)Frank: 6th grade
84)Bopples: what?
85)Farmer: that one movie secret window
86)Fairies: peter pan is hot
87)Gory Movies: kill bill
88)Buzz Lightyear: woody
89)Mimi: my old neighbor
90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: ALIENS ARE COMING
91)Parking: i want to learn to drive
92)Bald: dirty old man
93)Muck: mud wrestling
94)Rolls: of fat.
95)Seal: sea world
Back to the regular questions
96)Name the states you've lived in. just washington
97)What is your least favorite class? uhh last year it was L.A. cuz of THE TOAD! AIEEE.
98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: you can't see me, dipwad.
99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? don't know
100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. okay...
101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? yes!!!!!asdf@#^#$