Movie Review Haiku
The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Metallica May
Not Have Jumped The Shark Just Yet
But the Mummy has.
Someone should inform
George Lucas someone stole his
Crappy Dialogue.
Brendan Fraser and
Rachel Weicz had chemistry.
None with this chick though.
Why did anyone
not realize this was quite
a bad idea?
Metallica May
Not Have Jumped The Shark Just Yet
But the Mummy has.
Someone should inform
George Lucas someone stole his
Crappy Dialogue.
Brendan Fraser and
Rachel Weicz had chemistry.
None with this chick though.
Why did anyone
not realize this was quite
a bad idea?