Audio//Video//Who the hell knows, eh?

[anycuntcould]

The thought comes out of nowhere, like a bullet carved from madness, and for just an instant I consider ignoring it and walking out of here.

But then I remember I've got a reputation to maintain.

Oh yeah... one other thing, fellas...

Comments

[passionforshoes]

Well, that's attractive.

[anycuntcould]

The size, luv?

[passionforshoes]

Of your finger? That's not the size a girl's interested in.

[anycuntcould]

That depends on the girl.

[passionforshoes]

I'm talking about a girl with sense.

[anycuntcould]

Then you're talking about a woman. Last I heard they prefer batteries to the real thing.

[passionforshoes]

Semantics.

You heard wrong. We only want the batteries when men can't keep their mouths shut.

[anycuntcould]

Ooh, ball, bit, or o-ring?

[passionforshoes]

Neither. A bullet.

[anycuntcould]

Where?

[passionforshoes]

Here and there, depending on the model.