Machine Gun Safari- Come experience the thrill of full auto.
I Learned today, on the first day of the family vacation, that I am not a fan of American Culture. You see, at the very center of American Culture, there's a defining event called a "hot dog festival". The only way that you could make trying to eat as many hot dogs as you can just because they're there more American, is if they were simultaneously hunting captivity-bread quails in a Ford with stinger missiles, or something. The people were really into it too. The majority of the new hampshirians attending had "Hot Dog Festival '06" shirts on and everything. Tomorrow, I hear we're going down to the swimming hole, as it's called here, and maybe going mini-golfing at "Hobohills".