On the twelfth day of Christmas,
anyamartinez sent to me...
Twelve internet vandals drumming
Eleven recipes protesting
Ten wisecracks a-drawing
Nine rants troublemaking
Eight tantrums a-randomblibbering
Seven politics a-singing
Six freakouts a-sewing
Five indi-i-i-iana pacers
Four chicago cubs
Three computer games
Two stevie nicks
...and a Raucous caucus in a Bloom County-y-y-y-y-y.