Why I won't answer your email, "hit me up" guys
1) I saw your profile and you weren't my type. Why would I waste time answering lots of emails from guys just to tell them, 'sorry but no' when no reply is already the answer? I could lie, say I'm gay and save your pride but what for? Just pretend we saw each other at a party, you made a pass, I feigned ignorance, you went on to the next girl.
2) You're married. I NEVER ever date married guys. I only dated 2 separated guys but that was an accident --- they didn't come clean before everything, only when they thought they had me in hand. Not. Going. To. Happen. Karma is a bitch. I love my married friends and respect their relationships. Wouldn't want that to happen to them.
3) Crappy punctuation, long-winded form letters and wrong grammar (not 'grammer') turn me off.
4) You've already divulged that you want to tie me up and have your way with me. All in the first email. Does that actually work on the women you email??
5) You think I'm a hot Asian. How about just being hot, period?
6) You listed your kinks on your profile for all the world to see. No, it doesn't turn me on that you're into spanking women till their 'ass turns cherry red.' Not at the get-go anyway.
7) You said "you're small... that's so hot." It makes me wonder why you'd need your women small.
8) You email, then get lost for a few days, then resume. I've already moved on. (Unless you're a friend. I'll answer back.)
9) I am NOT going to be your "bitch" or " 'ho" or "boo-tay call."
10) You send me a dick pic. Now is that the way to Free Willy?
To the guys who rant about girls not having the courtesy to send a 'not interested' email back... not that I'm a bitch or something but I don't really owe you anything. I'm nice to people but you won't even know me on the street if we bumped into each other.
Signed,
Just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess
My favorite post-in-a-forum for the day:
I see it. I push it away, in an attempt to avoid getting pushed away first.
The defensiveness eventually gets old for the other person.
Email is a good thing.
Reviewable.
"ok, team. let's review the tape."
In other news... I am about to fall asleep. Slept at past 4am today doing a project presentation since 6pm the night before and had to wake up at 7am for class. Of course, I just wanted to get it done already, even though the deadline is end of the week. I'm done! Whee!
2) You're married. I NEVER ever date married guys. I only dated 2 separated guys but that was an accident --- they didn't come clean before everything, only when they thought they had me in hand. Not. Going. To. Happen. Karma is a bitch. I love my married friends and respect their relationships. Wouldn't want that to happen to them.
3) Crappy punctuation, long-winded form letters and wrong grammar (not 'grammer') turn me off.
4) You've already divulged that you want to tie me up and have your way with me. All in the first email. Does that actually work on the women you email??
5) You think I'm a hot Asian. How about just being hot, period?
6) You listed your kinks on your profile for all the world to see. No, it doesn't turn me on that you're into spanking women till their 'ass turns cherry red.' Not at the get-go anyway.
7) You said "you're small... that's so hot." It makes me wonder why you'd need your women small.
8) You email, then get lost for a few days, then resume. I've already moved on. (Unless you're a friend. I'll answer back.)
9) I am NOT going to be your "bitch" or " 'ho" or "boo-tay call."
10) You send me a dick pic. Now is that the way to Free Willy?
To the guys who rant about girls not having the courtesy to send a 'not interested' email back... not that I'm a bitch or something but I don't really owe you anything. I'm nice to people but you won't even know me on the street if we bumped into each other.
Signed,
Just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess
My favorite post-in-a-forum for the day:
I see it. I push it away, in an attempt to avoid getting pushed away first.
The defensiveness eventually gets old for the other person.
Email is a good thing.
Reviewable.
"ok, team. let's review the tape."
In other news... I am about to fall asleep. Slept at past 4am today doing a project presentation since 6pm the night before and had to wake up at 7am for class. Of course, I just wanted to get it done already, even though the deadline is end of the week. I'm done! Whee!