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[anya_vendvmagli]

Two midgets are playing pirates outside my door. One has just poked the other in the eye. The other has just thrown my shoe at him.

They are bleeding on my rug.

I cannot wait for school.

Morgana O. Vendvmagli

Comments

[george_x_fred]

Dragon piss gets it out!

[anya_vendvmagli]

I prefer the blood stains.

[george_x_fred]

Yeah... they smell funny. Like Ron's socks!

[anya_vendvmagli]

He bleeds on his socks?

[george_x_fred]

.... maybe HE DOES!!!

[anya_vendvmagli]

His feet smell bad enough to make them bleed?

[george_x_fred]

They smell bad enough to cause NOSE bleeds!! So why not his own feet...????????

[anya_vendvmagli]

Why not just burn them?

Or on second thought perhaps not. They might explode.

[george_x_fred]

Explosions?! They're FUN!

Yes, I'm scared if I burn his socks they might just stink up the whole Burrow and then mum'll go crook at me for it.

[anya_vendvmagli]

I see no problem.

[george_x_fred]

You come and burn em then! :oP

[anya_vendvmagli]

How about no.

[george_x_fred]

HOW ABOUT THERE'S A DRAGON SITTING ON YOUR HEAD!

...oh wait, tis but your face!

SPORFLE!!

[anya_vendvmagli]

Ahh. So this is what happens when you drop out of school.

[george_x_fred]

And many other delightful things! ;o)

[anya_vendvmagli]

I am sure.

Perhaps you should suggest to Bumbledore that he put you outside the doors when we have tests, you know as a sort of motivation.