1,2,3,4, please let me out of that door
Hello from the gates of hell! I trust you are all doing splendidly. Although in some cases that is quite a shame (hello Corner). I however cannot wait to get out of here.
Let me check that all my life goals have been fulfilled.
Number of times my bottom has been "accidentally" grabbed: 5
Number of times I have caught a FOURTH year looking at me: 10
Number of times I have been kicked by a 11 year old: 1
Number of times I have been kicked by a 9 year old: 4
Number of times I have been told my hair makes me look like a piece of gum: 9
Number of glasses of gin consumed (so far): 3 mak that 4
Number of murders I will be tried for by the end of this: 5
On the bright side I have received one lovely letter from my favorite 'gal pal' Daphne. The gift will certainly come in handy and is VERY greatly appreciated. Thank you darling.
Morgana O. Vendvmagli
Let me check that all my life goals have been fulfilled.
Number of times my bottom has been "accidentally" grabbed: 5
Number of times I have caught a FOURTH year looking at me: 10
Number of times I have been kicked by a 11 year old: 1
Number of times I have been kicked by a 9 year old: 4
Number of times I have been told my hair makes me look like a piece of gum: 9
Number of glasses of gin consumed (so far): 3 mak that 4
Number of murders I will be tried for by the end of this: 5
On the bright side I have received one lovely letter from my favorite 'gal pal' Daphne. The gift will certainly come in handy and is VERY greatly appreciated. Thank you darling.
Morgana O. Vendvmagli