There is no place like home for the holidays...

[anya_vendvmagli]

Received word from my mother that if my hair is still "that horrid color" my father has threatened to chop it off. Honestly, he is just jealous because he is as bald as a baby and smells like one too

Comments

[fred_x_george]

I didn't realise there was anything wrong with your hair.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Neither did I.

It could be worse...could be red.

[fred_x_george]

I'd agree with you there. You wouldn't suit that colour as well as the Weasleys do. Sorry to break that to you!

[anya_vendvmagli]

You should copyright it.

[fred_x_george]

Ah, but if I did that, the other red heads in this world would find themselves in great difficulties.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Yes, but then Gryffindor would have to change their colors and we would not be blinded by the horrid fashion do not anymore.

[fred_x_george]

I think that the Gryffindor colours are a lot better than the colours the other houses have, myself. I mean, silver and green. What was Slytherin thinking of?

[anya_vendvmagli]

Taste? Fashion?

[fred_x_george]

Yeah, sure. At least, I suppose it matches Malfoy's hair, to some extent.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Look who is talking.

[fred_x_george]

At least there is some colour to me! If I didn't know any better I'd have said Malfoy was a walking corpse! Then again, even corpses have hearts, and I doubt that about him

[anya_vendvmagli]

I concur.

[fred_x_george]

Oh wondiferous day! Oh calloo callay!

[anya_vendvmagli]

That makes no sense. I would think that I was drinking a bit too much but I must keep in mind that I am conversing with a WC.

[fred_x_george]

Ah, that's life for you. Would you care for a toilet seat to practise with? Any particular colour preferred?

[anya_vendvmagli]

Pardon?