Avoiding Some Homework
Hello to all who read this. The time has come for me to bitch and moan about various things in my life through the medium which the internet has provided for me, Live Journal. First, I would like to start off with a Hiku:
Live Journal
Feeling my fingers
Comfort of my lack of sleep
My Banana died
Now that business is taken care of lets get down to... business.
My first order will be to bitch and moan about my Palm Pilot, which looks like it is getting onto its last legs. This was one of our more recent conversations:
Adam: Hey palm, want to help me out with my homework assignment?
Palm: Sure, what do you need Adam?
Adam: Just put this word file on ya and then I can walk around while I read it instead of being cooped up at my computer.
Palm: Oooooo, no can do, you see... I have AIDs
Adam: You are an electronic device, you can't get AIDs. That is physically impossible. Even if you did have AIDs why would that stop you from letting me read a word file off you?
Palm: Ummm *fake static sounds* you are cutting in and out *More fake static sounds* I am going to have to get back to you later *again fake static sounds, this time with a cough in the middle which really throws the whole effect off* go ahead and do what ever you need... I'll just do my part when you are done.
More recently my Palm has cut out of a lot of our conversations... I really need to get it a better connection apparently.
On a lighter side I had my Birthday Bash last weekend and it was a ball. Thanks to everyone who showed up and I hope you all had a good time. As to those of you who didn't show up, you should have. Shame on you, you get a slap on the wrist and no gold star for today.
If you would like to make amends for not showing up to my party you have 3 options:
1) Send me $100 cash - you can give it to me in person if you really don't want to use normal mail I guess
2) Sexual favors - I can't turn down a good sexual favor, just make sure you are pretty good looking and ok to have Julie tag along (or at least watch)
3) I don't really have a 3rd option, but only giving you two options sounds really bad, so I added this in to make you feel a bit better.
And now, because I am missing out on wonderfully terrible Hume readings (he is a Philosopher) and because I think I am drowning in my own sarcasm... I will take my leave.
-Adam Out
Live Journal
Feeling my fingers
Comfort of my lack of sleep
My Banana died
Now that business is taken care of lets get down to... business.
My first order will be to bitch and moan about my Palm Pilot, which looks like it is getting onto its last legs. This was one of our more recent conversations:
Adam: Hey palm, want to help me out with my homework assignment?
Palm: Sure, what do you need Adam?
Adam: Just put this word file on ya and then I can walk around while I read it instead of being cooped up at my computer.
Palm: Oooooo, no can do, you see... I have AIDs
Adam: You are an electronic device, you can't get AIDs. That is physically impossible. Even if you did have AIDs why would that stop you from letting me read a word file off you?
Palm: Ummm *fake static sounds* you are cutting in and out *More fake static sounds* I am going to have to get back to you later *again fake static sounds, this time with a cough in the middle which really throws the whole effect off* go ahead and do what ever you need... I'll just do my part when you are done.
More recently my Palm has cut out of a lot of our conversations... I really need to get it a better connection apparently.
On a lighter side I had my Birthday Bash last weekend and it was a ball. Thanks to everyone who showed up and I hope you all had a good time. As to those of you who didn't show up, you should have. Shame on you, you get a slap on the wrist and no gold star for today.
If you would like to make amends for not showing up to my party you have 3 options:
1) Send me $100 cash - you can give it to me in person if you really don't want to use normal mail I guess
2) Sexual favors - I can't turn down a good sexual favor, just make sure you are pretty good looking and ok to have Julie tag along (or at least watch)
3) I don't really have a 3rd option, but only giving you two options sounds really bad, so I added this in to make you feel a bit better.
And now, because I am missing out on wonderfully terrible Hume readings (he is a Philosopher) and because I think I am drowning in my own sarcasm... I will take my leave.
-Adam Out