I'm a minister!
Yeah, I had a different entry earlier today but decided to delete it.
Here's something new: I'm now a minister with The Universal Life Church.
No kidding, I really am.
The ULC basically says that all religion (or lack there of) should be accepted; I take this to say that people don't have a right to assume that you're wrong and try to cram their crap down your throat.
Here's my certificate:
Click it to see the whole thing.
As a minister I can:
• Perform marriages
• Perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.
• Start a church of my own
• Absolve others of their sins
And all I have to do is uphold two tennents, both of which I've held for a while anyway:
• to promote freedom of religion and
• to do that which is right.
What do you think of that?
~ Revrend Stephen
^ I love that. =P
Here's something new: I'm now a minister with The Universal Life Church.
No kidding, I really am.
The ULC basically says that all religion (or lack there of) should be accepted; I take this to say that people don't have a right to assume that you're wrong and try to cram their crap down your throat.
Here's my certificate:
Click it to see the whole thing.
As a minister I can:
• Perform marriages
• Perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.
• Start a church of my own
• Absolve others of their sins
And all I have to do is uphold two tennents, both of which I've held for a while anyway:
• to promote freedom of religion and
• to do that which is right.
What do you think of that?
~ Revrend Stephen
^ I love that. =P