oh, how i wish. actually, a big scandal is surrounding me because i spent the night at a GIRL'S house! eek! her boyfriend [who i've never met] got all jealous when he heard this, and spread false rumors about what she and i did. now people are upset with me for fooling around with his girl, even though i did nothing of the sort.
this is all nonsense. I mean, maybe if you were a) five years old or b) a gigolo would that be justified.
actually, now that I think of it...I have no conclusive proof that you're not a gigolo after all. maybe you should wear a flamboyant hat around, thus combining the best of costume drama with an image people can dig?
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because that would be wicked cool.
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actually, a big scandal is surrounding me because i spent the night at a GIRL'S house! eek!
her boyfriend [who i've never met] got all jealous when he heard this, and spread false rumors about what she and i did. now people are upset with me for fooling around with his girl, even though i did nothing of the sort.
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actually, now that I think of it...I have no conclusive proof that you're not a gigolo after all. maybe you should wear a flamboyant hat around, thus combining the best of costume drama with an image people can dig?
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just pee on him=,
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