My stalker and dating advice.
The guy who likes me who I don't like (STALKERSTALKER) gave me a Christmas present. And made me feel all guilty. And then he made me give him a hug which I did (a short one) because I felt awful because. But. OMG. HE CANNOT TAKE A FUCKING HINT. LEAVE ME ALONE. PLEASE. THANKYOUFORTHEGIFTNOWBYE.
And I forgot it in school. >> I was on the bus and I realized it was in my locker, and we were about to leave and I was just like, fuck.
EXCUUUUSE ME, MR. WHATSYOURFACE. GIRLFRIEND ALERT. GIRLFRIEND ALERT. *points*
And he never stops talking. It's not like he's given me a chance to tell him I'm not single. He's just like;
"I like you. Like, I really like you. You have really pretty hair, you know that? I like it when you wear your hair down, it's pretty like that, why do you always have it in a ponytail or something? Do you collect U-gi-oh (however the fuck you spell it) cards?"
"No..."
"Did you? I still have my old collection. I have like, five hundred. Do you like the Police? I memorized one of their songs, I'll sing it for you if you like!"
"Oh...kay???"
"LALALALALALA"
*cringe*
"You're really pretty, you know that? Every girl I've liked has had a boyfriend. It's really depressing. I mean, I haven't even had my first kiss, and most guys have had theirs by, like, eighth grade. *emo*"
"Oh...kay? By the way, I have a gi--"
"Do you want some sunflower seeds? I have some if you'd like. I love them."
"Oh...kay..."
*sigh*
SEE???? SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY on the late bus and EVERY MORNING AT MY LOCKER. I mean, wtf am I supposed to do?
"Blah blah blah blah--*gasp for breath*"
"GIRLFRIEND!"
"--blah blah blah--What?"
Aaaaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's probably what's going to happen and then he's going to stare at me in the hallways for the next four YEARS trying to make me GUILTY.
>>
Maybe I'm overreacting. But I'm alreayd really fucked up right now and I'm starting on fucking therapy again and I don't need this on top of everything else. Jesus.
But! Presents. Tomorrow. (Our Hanukah party is early because my cousin's leaving).
Okay, I ranted.
EVERYONE: I NEED ADVICE.
How do you turn down people? Nicely?
Like, just be like, "I'm sorry I didn't tell you for the past three weeks that I had a girlfriend, you were talking to much!" or, "I like someone else it wouldn't be fair to YOU! *shifty eyes*"
I DUNNO
help. me!!!!!!
shit.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!!!!!!!
And I forgot it in school. >> I was on the bus and I realized it was in my locker, and we were about to leave and I was just like, fuck.
EXCUUUUSE ME, MR. WHATSYOURFACE. GIRLFRIEND ALERT. GIRLFRIEND ALERT. *points*
And he never stops talking. It's not like he's given me a chance to tell him I'm not single. He's just like;
"I like you. Like, I really like you. You have really pretty hair, you know that? I like it when you wear your hair down, it's pretty like that, why do you always have it in a ponytail or something? Do you collect U-gi-oh (however the fuck you spell it) cards?"
"No..."
"Did you? I still have my old collection. I have like, five hundred. Do you like the Police? I memorized one of their songs, I'll sing it for you if you like!"
"Oh...kay???"
"LALALALALALA"
*cringe*
"You're really pretty, you know that? Every girl I've liked has had a boyfriend. It's really depressing. I mean, I haven't even had my first kiss, and most guys have had theirs by, like, eighth grade. *emo*"
"Oh...kay? By the way, I have a gi--"
"Do you want some sunflower seeds? I have some if you'd like. I love them."
"Oh...kay..."
*sigh*
SEE???? SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY on the late bus and EVERY MORNING AT MY LOCKER. I mean, wtf am I supposed to do?
"Blah blah blah blah--*gasp for breath*"
"GIRLFRIEND!"
"--blah blah blah--What?"
Aaaaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's probably what's going to happen and then he's going to stare at me in the hallways for the next four YEARS trying to make me GUILTY.
>>
Maybe I'm overreacting. But I'm alreayd really fucked up right now and I'm starting on fucking therapy again and I don't need this on top of everything else. Jesus.
But! Presents. Tomorrow. (Our Hanukah party is early because my cousin's leaving).
Okay, I ranted.
EVERYONE: I NEED ADVICE.
How do you turn down people? Nicely?
Like, just be like, "I'm sorry I didn't tell you for the past three weeks that I had a girlfriend, you were talking to much!" or, "I like someone else it wouldn't be fair to YOU! *shifty eyes*"
I DUNNO
help. me!!!!!!
shit.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!!!!!!!