my new year
1 bottle of champagne + a few shots of hypnotic + a few shots of jack daniels + a beer + whatever else i managed to get into my system = the best new years ever. if you wanna be entertained read this story.. let me tell you, its a good one.
so 2003 blew big nuts, i got fucked over so much. this year, im not getting fucked.
so i rode the train, it was alright, not too bad.
laura let me tell you, shes beautiful, not just pretty, or cute, or sexy, BEAUTIFUL B-E-A-U-T-I-FUCKING-FUL among all the other things i mentioned.
yah but anyways enough of me talking about how beautiful she is.
alright so anyways, we went to this party in i dont even know what town, with a whole bunch of old people, and so im like, lets get fucked up before we go in.. so then we do. so then we go inside, im kinda buzzing not really all that much yet, then all of a sudden it hits me like a ton of bricks, im so fucked up you have no idea. so then laura was dancing and stuff but i was too messed up to dance, so i was just chilling on a couch listening to rap, cos im a gangster. yah. so then were all partying... so then midnight rolls around, and we did the countdown shit, i was still pretty fucked up, and i was taking care of lauras friend tucker who is twice as fucked up as anyone there. and she throws up all over this guys white carpet, but its okay because as far as im concerned that motherfucker deserved it. well this is why, first he kicked everyone out at about 1 30, this is cool, all except that everyone is fucked up and no one can drive, thats not cool, so were all thinking of what to do, knowing that were not going to drive cos we dont even wanna risk it, good choice, a drunk choice, but a good one. and so then some guy calls lauras mom and tells her were all fucked up and we need a ride, well he gives her directions, and then she comes eventually, laura and was upset, but its understandable, i mean a lot of shit happened, especially recently. lauras a great girl, and deserves a great guy, in my oppinion, im a good guy for it, but im just too far away, and well, that wont work, so thats just the way shit works sometimes, i mean im kinda bummed, but hey, i got a rad friend out of it, so im not really missing out on much. well anyways back on with the story, lauras mom picks us up, we are so drunk we try to fit 4 people in her moms backseat that normally holds four. this girl amanda, who is lauras friend, trys to convince lauras mom shes not drunk, haha this is a bullfaced lie, everyone of us was completely and fully fucked up. so yeah, me and lauras dad, bill, goto circle k and wait for lauras mom and laura to come back and get us. so they do, and well lauras really upset, so i held her hand and talked to her and calmed her down, which made me feel good about myself cos no one else could do it. so we finally got inside the house, and lauras mom made the couch comfy for me, and so laura got her nighty on and we just cuddled and i kissed her on the forehead and we talked and stuff, untill she fell asleep in my arms and i carried her to her bed. it was the cutest thing, her falling asleep in my arms, and shes a really sweet girl, she needs to find a nice guy, i mean seriously needs to, cos i mean for a girl like her to not have a nice guy is fucking bullshit, i mean real bullshit, cos well shes a doll. so anyways lauras mom gave us some "advil" but i think she gave us a sleeping pill cos i was completely knocked out 5 mins after i said, oh yah i cant sleep, its not gonna happen. yah anyways, laura wakes me up in the mourning, my mouth tastes like beer, eww, and my head hurts and my stomach is knotting up. damn thats when you know you had a good night, the morning after. so we went and picked up lauras moms friend and we all talked and it was just fun, then we went to oceanside pier cos laura needed to take pics of it for photo class, so we did that. then we went to carlsbad company stores and walked around, well mostly me and laura sat, because well we needed it, especially after last night, drinking is a double edged sword. well i drank a red bull at like 3, and my wings are starting to go away, so ill prolly crash out here in a few, but im just gonna try and stay awake till like 7 or 8 so that i can just sleep all night and not feel bad. I wish i had a girl like laura by me, i really do, id snatch her up in a second, well, if i could that is.
all lauras friends are dolls too, especially cat. cat and laura are good friends theyre really lucky to have each other, it makes me wish i had a really good friend like that, one that is always there for you, one thats down to get trashed whenever, you know?
so 2003 sucked ass, 2004 is my fucking year so fucking step back bitches im a comin. im gonna graduate and do all these things, ive got a lot of shit going for me, i mean im not as ugly anymore and all that jazz, im not the best, but i know how to work with what ive got. and so i will. so i will.
laura: thanks for everything babe, your a great girl you will get a nice boy some day hopefully sometime soon.
but it is entertaining.
so 2003 blew big nuts, i got fucked over so much. this year, im not getting fucked.
so i rode the train, it was alright, not too bad.
laura let me tell you, shes beautiful, not just pretty, or cute, or sexy, BEAUTIFUL B-E-A-U-T-I-FUCKING-FUL among all the other things i mentioned.
yah but anyways enough of me talking about how beautiful she is.
alright so anyways, we went to this party in i dont even know what town, with a whole bunch of old people, and so im like, lets get fucked up before we go in.. so then we do. so then we go inside, im kinda buzzing not really all that much yet, then all of a sudden it hits me like a ton of bricks, im so fucked up you have no idea. so then laura was dancing and stuff but i was too messed up to dance, so i was just chilling on a couch listening to rap, cos im a gangster. yah. so then were all partying... so then midnight rolls around, and we did the countdown shit, i was still pretty fucked up, and i was taking care of lauras friend tucker who is twice as fucked up as anyone there. and she throws up all over this guys white carpet, but its okay because as far as im concerned that motherfucker deserved it. well this is why, first he kicked everyone out at about 1 30, this is cool, all except that everyone is fucked up and no one can drive, thats not cool, so were all thinking of what to do, knowing that were not going to drive cos we dont even wanna risk it, good choice, a drunk choice, but a good one. and so then some guy calls lauras mom and tells her were all fucked up and we need a ride, well he gives her directions, and then she comes eventually, laura and was upset, but its understandable, i mean a lot of shit happened, especially recently. lauras a great girl, and deserves a great guy, in my oppinion, im a good guy for it, but im just too far away, and well, that wont work, so thats just the way shit works sometimes, i mean im kinda bummed, but hey, i got a rad friend out of it, so im not really missing out on much. well anyways back on with the story, lauras mom picks us up, we are so drunk we try to fit 4 people in her moms backseat that normally holds four. this girl amanda, who is lauras friend, trys to convince lauras mom shes not drunk, haha this is a bullfaced lie, everyone of us was completely and fully fucked up. so yeah, me and lauras dad, bill, goto circle k and wait for lauras mom and laura to come back and get us. so they do, and well lauras really upset, so i held her hand and talked to her and calmed her down, which made me feel good about myself cos no one else could do it. so we finally got inside the house, and lauras mom made the couch comfy for me, and so laura got her nighty on and we just cuddled and i kissed her on the forehead and we talked and stuff, untill she fell asleep in my arms and i carried her to her bed. it was the cutest thing, her falling asleep in my arms, and shes a really sweet girl, she needs to find a nice guy, i mean seriously needs to, cos i mean for a girl like her to not have a nice guy is fucking bullshit, i mean real bullshit, cos well shes a doll. so anyways lauras mom gave us some "advil" but i think she gave us a sleeping pill cos i was completely knocked out 5 mins after i said, oh yah i cant sleep, its not gonna happen. yah anyways, laura wakes me up in the mourning, my mouth tastes like beer, eww, and my head hurts and my stomach is knotting up. damn thats when you know you had a good night, the morning after. so we went and picked up lauras moms friend and we all talked and it was just fun, then we went to oceanside pier cos laura needed to take pics of it for photo class, so we did that. then we went to carlsbad company stores and walked around, well mostly me and laura sat, because well we needed it, especially after last night, drinking is a double edged sword. well i drank a red bull at like 3, and my wings are starting to go away, so ill prolly crash out here in a few, but im just gonna try and stay awake till like 7 or 8 so that i can just sleep all night and not feel bad. I wish i had a girl like laura by me, i really do, id snatch her up in a second, well, if i could that is.
all lauras friends are dolls too, especially cat. cat and laura are good friends theyre really lucky to have each other, it makes me wish i had a really good friend like that, one that is always there for you, one thats down to get trashed whenever, you know?
so 2003 sucked ass, 2004 is my fucking year so fucking step back bitches im a comin. im gonna graduate and do all these things, ive got a lot of shit going for me, i mean im not as ugly anymore and all that jazz, im not the best, but i know how to work with what ive got. and so i will. so i will.
laura: thanks for everything babe, your a great girl you will get a nice boy some day hopefully sometime soon.
but it is entertaining.