Five Continent Smoothie
If you are so lucky as to stumble across this page, dear reader, you can consider yourself truly blessed. For below i enclose to you the secret recipe to the five continent smoothie. A concoction so powerful it has the power to induce spontaneous lesbian foursomes, make adam blow kisses at agressive chavs and convince me it would be a marvellous idea to come onto incredibly cute boy. It also seems to have the somewhat unnerving power of making one immune to paracetamol overdose. It is alchemy, pure alchemy! Ah well, here goes:
Five-Continent Smoothie: (The Elixir of Strife)
1/2 bottle of Vodka
A generous helping of Ameretto
A genocide of Julia (generally considered to be around 6 shots on the below enclosed Julia scale)
Some oranges
Enough Sambuca to set the kitchen on fire with.
1 litre of Innocent/PJ Smoothie
A splash of Cherry Beer.
An Olive.
(An olive then needs to be removed from the mixture as this is considered 'odd')
Who'd have thought it would have turned out this way!
Well, what else? We went to mission, it was fun, there was dancing, kissing, walking home rather drunk, sleeping, waking up, screaming, working, and rest.
Another amazing recipe you may wish to try out is the one we played drink along with pokemon to...
1 Bottle of Pimms.
A bottle of cheap carbonated mango drink called 'Kia' which can be found in topshop (New York, Paris, Woodhouse)
Some Oranges.
Some Apple.
A crucifixion of Julia
Enough Sambuca to burn a kitten
A few sprigs of wild rocket.
Black Pepper.
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We were cunted.
Anyways, happy drinking, i leave you with the scale of Julia,
1 shot = A strangling of Julia
2 shots = A manslaughter of Julia
3 shots = A crucifixion of Julia
4 shots = A serial killing of Julia
5 shots = A school shooting of Julia
6 Shots = A suicide pact of Julia
7 Shots = A genocide of Julia
8 Shots = A nuclear war of Julia
9 Shots = An Accrington of Julia
10 shots = A cunt of Julia.
100 Shots - A twatflap of Julia
For our immediate purposes, anything over this amount, although suicidal, will follow the Japanese principle of counting. Thus, 127 shots of Julia is a twatflap-manslaughter-cunting-genocide of Julia.
Some would argue that this could be turned into an amusing charade / drinking game. I would argue that this could be considered 'uncouth'.
Five-Continent Smoothie: (The Elixir of Strife)
1/2 bottle of Vodka
A generous helping of Ameretto
A genocide of Julia (generally considered to be around 6 shots on the below enclosed Julia scale)
Some oranges
Enough Sambuca to set the kitchen on fire with.
1 litre of Innocent/PJ Smoothie
A splash of Cherry Beer.
An Olive.
(An olive then needs to be removed from the mixture as this is considered 'odd')
Who'd have thought it would have turned out this way!
Well, what else? We went to mission, it was fun, there was dancing, kissing, walking home rather drunk, sleeping, waking up, screaming, working, and rest.
Another amazing recipe you may wish to try out is the one we played drink along with pokemon to...
1 Bottle of Pimms.
A bottle of cheap carbonated mango drink called 'Kia' which can be found in topshop (New York, Paris, Woodhouse)
Some Oranges.
Some Apple.
A crucifixion of Julia
Enough Sambuca to burn a kitten
A few sprigs of wild rocket.
Black Pepper.
________________________________________________
We were cunted.
Anyways, happy drinking, i leave you with the scale of Julia,
1 shot = A strangling of Julia
2 shots = A manslaughter of Julia
3 shots = A crucifixion of Julia
4 shots = A serial killing of Julia
5 shots = A school shooting of Julia
6 Shots = A suicide pact of Julia
7 Shots = A genocide of Julia
8 Shots = A nuclear war of Julia
9 Shots = An Accrington of Julia
10 shots = A cunt of Julia.
100 Shots - A twatflap of Julia
For our immediate purposes, anything over this amount, although suicidal, will follow the Japanese principle of counting. Thus, 127 shots of Julia is a twatflap-manslaughter-cunting-genocide of Julia.
Some would argue that this could be turned into an amusing charade / drinking game. I would argue that this could be considered 'uncouth'.