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Narratiuncula
A Little Story

Puellae filiae agricolarum sunt
The girls are the daughters of farmers

Puellae pulchrae sunt
The girls are pretty

Puellae nautas in via spectant
The girls see the sailors in the street

Nautae pulchri sunt
The sailors are hunks

Puellae nautas salutant
The girls say hello to the sailors

O malam fortunam! Nautae male mares sunt
Too bad! The sailors are homos

Nautae ad puellas digitos impudicos porrigunt
The sailors give the girls the finger

Puellae nautas appellant
The girls call out to the sailors

"Speramus naviculam misellam vestram ad scopuilum adlisam iri summersum"
"We hope your stupid boat hits a rock and sinks"

Puellae ni forum descendere distinant et ibi mercimonium furari
The girls decide to go own to the mall and shoplift some stuff

Omnes paucis annis prosedae erunt
In a few years they will all be hookers