A Sith's Favorite Things?
IR 1256, Day 16
I discovered this jaunty tune quite by accident among some slaves who were trying to reach above their station. I tortured them with stimulants, lightning, and internal organ disruption for my own amusement and the edification of the other slaves. The ways of the Sith are not to be questioned by beasts of burden, however, I thought the tune should not be lost. It is mildly amusing.
[Sung to "A Few of My Favorite Things" show tune originally by Rogers & Hammerstein in the Sound of Music, Earth 1965]
Verse 1:
Starships that go boom and Dark Side Sith Lightning,
Small little children that just won't stop crying,
Black plague, Pneumonia, and poisonous stings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Chorus
When the birds chirp... when the sun shines...
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel....... so bad!
Verse 2:
Horrendous war crimes that cause mass genocide,
Blackmail, torture and, brutal regicide,
Hatred and warfare and all that it brings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Verse 3:
Lightsabers, Vibroswords, Force Pikes and Blasters,
Dungeons and black holes and other dark places,
Despotic warlords and blood thirsty beings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Verse 4:
Huge hungry spiders and Africanized bees,
Capturing songbirds and clipping their wings,
Torturing enemies with realiTV,
These are a few of my favorite things!