chav capital = wolves
So there I was the other day, in the lovely Chav command centre that is Wolverhampton, having sex with the chav leader, and I did my back in...
... Cept I was actually lifting plates into the press and something went wrong and I'm now destined to wince and moan at the slightest movement. I've actually kept the moaning to a dull "ohhh" becuase Lisa is suffering with trapped wind since like saturday so I wanna let her get her moneys worth outta the other two, but by golly the second she farts i'll be on the floor in pain crying and moaning like the rest of em.
Not much been happening really since I got back, I've been doing my essays, feeling sorry for myself and looking at alias. I've also put on about a stone over christmas, but I'm sure that'll disappear after a few muggings/beatings from my fellow wolverhamptonites. I'm being motivated to get through this becuase lisa says we'll go mad once we're done with our essay's. Lisa obviously thinks I'm a fool, going mad will be one night out because they're piss poor here.
Lisa told me today she's prefer to die from the fumes of her car instead of sticking her head into the oven. I said I'd prefer the oven becuase at least when someone finds you, late in the evening, flicks the switch BOOM. I told her i'd invite some people round first like, make sure I didn't really care for them etc. Then we had a baked spud with beans and cheese, the skin was burnt. I was a bit annoyed at that.
Other then that, nothing. Really nothing. Mad I know... I used to have such an exciting life, with men galore and now I am but a hermit. OH, cept a guy told me he loved me on friday while I was eating my mcdonalds. It was in a text but I was mcflattered. I don't love him, I'd prolly have to meet him say four times instead of the three I already have met him, to love him. I put it down to a commitment phobia.
Thats it. I've gotten inspiration on what to rant about but I feel its best served for another post. Possibly a post to outshine all other posts I EVER did.
Anto.
PS, I've developed this thing where I slurp the saliva in my mouth instead of quitely swallowing it. It's really irritating appearently but its soooooooo satisfying.
PPS, I downloaded Band Aid II, its much better then Band Aid 20 and has Sonia singing on it. Ginger liverpudlians with cheeky smiles are always a winner in my book. I'm also sure the video lacked starvin marvins. Can't be sure though.
... Cept I was actually lifting plates into the press and something went wrong and I'm now destined to wince and moan at the slightest movement. I've actually kept the moaning to a dull "ohhh" becuase Lisa is suffering with trapped wind since like saturday so I wanna let her get her moneys worth outta the other two, but by golly the second she farts i'll be on the floor in pain crying and moaning like the rest of em.
Not much been happening really since I got back, I've been doing my essays, feeling sorry for myself and looking at alias. I've also put on about a stone over christmas, but I'm sure that'll disappear after a few muggings/beatings from my fellow wolverhamptonites. I'm being motivated to get through this becuase lisa says we'll go mad once we're done with our essay's. Lisa obviously thinks I'm a fool, going mad will be one night out because they're piss poor here.
Lisa told me today she's prefer to die from the fumes of her car instead of sticking her head into the oven. I said I'd prefer the oven becuase at least when someone finds you, late in the evening, flicks the switch BOOM. I told her i'd invite some people round first like, make sure I didn't really care for them etc. Then we had a baked spud with beans and cheese, the skin was burnt. I was a bit annoyed at that.
Other then that, nothing. Really nothing. Mad I know... I used to have such an exciting life, with men galore and now I am but a hermit. OH, cept a guy told me he loved me on friday while I was eating my mcdonalds. It was in a text but I was mcflattered. I don't love him, I'd prolly have to meet him say four times instead of the three I already have met him, to love him. I put it down to a commitment phobia.
Thats it. I've gotten inspiration on what to rant about but I feel its best served for another post. Possibly a post to outshine all other posts I EVER did.
Anto.
PS, I've developed this thing where I slurp the saliva in my mouth instead of quitely swallowing it. It's really irritating appearently but its soooooooo satisfying.
PPS, I downloaded Band Aid II, its much better then Band Aid 20 and has Sonia singing on it. Ginger liverpudlians with cheeky smiles are always a winner in my book. I'm also sure the video lacked starvin marvins. Can't be sure though.