Big Brother is watching Anto
I had a strange dream last night that I got into Big Brother. It's always been a kinda secret wish of mine that someone came up to me on the street and let me into the house without the bother of auditioning. Alas I realised though while lying in bed I'd be rather interesting. I though ed should come along too, mainly cause I hate him sooooooooo much.
Day 1
Anto and Ed enter the house with 10 other housemates. Anto sits there in silence just smiling and going "oh yeah, ha ha" all night while Ed goes on about his political views and lack of any hygene routine.
Day 2
Ed is nominated to sleep on the grass in the garden cause everyone things he's too extreme. Anto and the other male housemates bond by talking about how weird ed is and what we all did while we were in hiding.
Day 4
Anto comments on how ed seems like a post op transexual.
Day 6
Anto comes out to the group in a game big bro slyly forces the housemates to play. The girls all run to the bedroom to cry while the guys look on in shock. Ed, feeling that his rants are now falling on deaf ears outs himself but is met with sighs because everyone thinks he used to be a she.
Day 14
Anto doesn't recieve one nomination. Ed receives a fuck load and is well pissed off. Decides he wants to leave so attacks Anto.
Day 15
Anto forgives Ed and becomes national hero. Ed is executed by Dermot live on BBLB. Former housemate Anoshka (her wit the big baps) placed the blindfold on ed. Papers read "Edwina dead".
Day 20
Anto admits in Diary room that he's worried that the papers are saying about him. Despite having a great laugh in the house, in a moment of honesty suggests "I bet they are tearing strips off me, I would." Davina declares he's her winner no matter what.
Day 23
After being quiet for three days Anto starts to cry uncontrolably.
Day 30
7 days and a hostage situation later, anto stops crying.
Day 31
Anto talks about his big brother journey and how it's been a great learning curve.
Day 32
Anto mentions the word journey again and how being in the house has made him grow.
Day 34
BBLB counts how often Anto mentions the words journey but doesn't make anything of it.
Day 36
Anto is evited two weeks before the final after being noimated against the cripple who has to be fed from a tube. Anto greets Davina with a smirk and talks about his wonderful journey. He's greated by cheers and Davina once again proclaims him the real winner no matter what. He delights in this and predicts the mong to win.
Day 49
The capper wins, and Anto disappears with his money after offering to hold it. Reappears years later as a German pop sensation and turns to TV producing. Still has his boyish good looks and lip ring.
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*sigh* Maybe next year :(
Day 1
Anto and Ed enter the house with 10 other housemates. Anto sits there in silence just smiling and going "oh yeah, ha ha" all night while Ed goes on about his political views and lack of any hygene routine.
Day 2
Ed is nominated to sleep on the grass in the garden cause everyone things he's too extreme. Anto and the other male housemates bond by talking about how weird ed is and what we all did while we were in hiding.
Day 4
Anto comments on how ed seems like a post op transexual.
Day 6
Anto comes out to the group in a game big bro slyly forces the housemates to play. The girls all run to the bedroom to cry while the guys look on in shock. Ed, feeling that his rants are now falling on deaf ears outs himself but is met with sighs because everyone thinks he used to be a she.
Day 14
Anto doesn't recieve one nomination. Ed receives a fuck load and is well pissed off. Decides he wants to leave so attacks Anto.
Day 15
Anto forgives Ed and becomes national hero. Ed is executed by Dermot live on BBLB. Former housemate Anoshka (her wit the big baps) placed the blindfold on ed. Papers read "Edwina dead".
Day 20
Anto admits in Diary room that he's worried that the papers are saying about him. Despite having a great laugh in the house, in a moment of honesty suggests "I bet they are tearing strips off me, I would." Davina declares he's her winner no matter what.
Day 23
After being quiet for three days Anto starts to cry uncontrolably.
Day 30
7 days and a hostage situation later, anto stops crying.
Day 31
Anto talks about his big brother journey and how it's been a great learning curve.
Day 32
Anto mentions the word journey again and how being in the house has made him grow.
Day 34
BBLB counts how often Anto mentions the words journey but doesn't make anything of it.
Day 36
Anto is evited two weeks before the final after being noimated against the cripple who has to be fed from a tube. Anto greets Davina with a smirk and talks about his wonderful journey. He's greated by cheers and Davina once again proclaims him the real winner no matter what. He delights in this and predicts the mong to win.
Day 49
The capper wins, and Anto disappears with his money after offering to hold it. Reappears years later as a German pop sensation and turns to TV producing. Still has his boyish good looks and lip ring.
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*sigh* Maybe next year :(