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[antony_costa]

I hate the Cheeky Girls. They were asked who in the pop music industry that they fancied. Can you guess the answer? It was "Dunc, Simon and Lee from Blue". Where the bloody hell am I? I reckon I should swear off women for good.

Where's my first dick?

Comments

[victoriabeckham]

You have a second dick?

[antony_costa]

Yes. In your panties.

[victoriabeckham]

I guess the one in my mouth is your third, then.

[antony_costa]

I reckon that one belongs to Tom Felton.

[victoriabeckham]

I'm such a tramp.

[antony_costa]

That's why you're so loved.