I got caught shoplifting.
Happy birthday, Orlando and Mel.
Edit: Apparently the tabloids have suddenly showed an increased amount of interest in what I've been up to. They were following me around town while I was out having a good time during our much deserved break. Lee had disappeared and so had Simon. Dunc was off with Adam to God-knows-where. A single bloke had to find himself something to do, no? What's the harm in partying with some mates like Calum Best and Dean Gaffney during Christmas and New Year? Get the bloody hell off my back already.
Everyone should get
a pink hat like mine. This is the trend for 2004.