Jan 25, 2005 07:45
Good morning, fellow peoples. By my family I am called José Antonio Domínguez Bandera. You, being an American normal person, will most likely know me by the name Antonio Banderas. Yes, it is I. Just for your knowledge, I was picked as the #24 sexiest man. I was also chosen as one of the 50 most beautiful people ever. In the country of my birth I would get much respect.
You may be wondering what I am doing here. You may be wondering why I am using such a service as this. I am wondering why I do not shoot you this instant. With my guns.
Not that I actually have guns. They are terrible, terrible things that may cause harm to my children so I am sure to keep the two seperated.
I will be back with more to tell you, now that I have imprisoned you in my beautiful gaze.
Adios.