2012

Jan 17, 2010 19:21

Well, I finally saw 2012. I couldn't help myself- I'm a sucker for destruction. Anton like big booms.
Anyway, I thought about posting a review, but instead I'll list very important things I learned because of that movie. So, here it is...

20 Things I Learned from watching 2012
1. Watching this movie shortly after the Haitian earthquake makes you feel guilty.
2. The sun is a temperamental bitch.
3. Sometimes GoodNites might be needed for everyone.
4. Camping trips are always interesting. ALWAYS.
5. When the authorities tell you not to panic... panic.
6. John Cusack is an amazing driver.
7. Woody Harrelson is still crazy, but he has learned to admit his situation.
8. India has the best scientists, black people have the highest morals and Russians will betray you.
9. Thomas McCarthy- despite what he says- is a great pilot.
10. When the Yellowstone caldera does explode it won't be as big and predicted as can easily be outrun by a junkie Winnebago... but only if you're an amazing driver. Like John Cusack.
11. Don't trust fat people.
12. The USS John F. Kennedy is huge. I mean HUGE.
13. Sasha flies a Antonov 225 plane. I kid you not.
14. The Chinese can build anything.
15. Be careful where you leave your drill. It could cause the extinction of humans.
16. A woman's boyfriend will always die before her ex-husband. He is more expendable.
17. Sometimes, reaching the top of Mt. Everest isn't a good thing.
18. Humans came from Africa and will all return to Africa.
19. Watching massive disasters and explosions are always awesome. Always.
20. Making movies with massive disasters and explosions brings in the $$$.
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