Anton stars in a porno
I stole this from pink_siamese because it's just too much fun.
Interactive... Porn?
Scene One:
Anton Chigurh opens the door to the studio, rushing in hoping that nobody will notice the time.
Nick: You're late.
Anton Chigurh: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
Nick: It's okay, we were just talking about some small modifications to the new movie.
Anton Chigurh: Oh yeah?
Shannon: Go get changed into your...uh...uniform and we'll get rolling.
Anonymous Lady: And hurry up. I'm not getting any warmer here.
Scene Two:
Anton Chigurh rushes off to the dressing room and puts on the new 'uniform'. On the way back, the uniform gets caught on a salt. Anton Chigurh catches it and stuffs it into the uniforms pocket. This salt might come in handy. When Anton Chigurh returns he sees Anonymous Lady layed out on the board. Anton Chigurh quickly jumps onto the board and gets to work.
Nick: Okay...Start shooting Shannon.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh you're so...shapely and...oh...
Anton Chigurh: Oh, Anonymous Lady you just turn me on baby.
Anonymous Lady: It's always been my ultimate fantasy to see your hair...
Anton Chigurh: You're going to see more than my hair Anonymous Lady...
Anton Chigurh reveals the hair on his Anton Chigurh costume and Anonymous Lady moans with ecstacy. It doesn't take long for the action to go from 'steamy to 'incredibly-mind-blowing-oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-explode'.
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Ohh! ooooo!
Anton Chigurh: Oh my Jebus!
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Oh, I don't have one!
Anton Chigurh: What the?
Anton Chigurh keeps up the work on Anonymous Lady, then sees a planer next to the board. Anton Chigurh grabs it with both hands and grins at Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Holy shit! That's the biggest planer I've seen in my life!
Anton Chigurh: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Anton Chigurh uses the planer on Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Babaganoosh! Babaganoosh! ooooo!
Anton Chigurh: Oh my god, I can't believe that.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh Anonymous Lady!
Anonymous Lady: Ohhhh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh Anonymous Lady!
Anonymous Lady: Ohhhhhhhhhh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh for fucks sake Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Sorry Anton Chigurh, but it's just you remind me so much of a lemon, I could just eat you.
Anton Chigurh: Oh and I'd let you eat me. I love it when you call me a lemon.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh, you're the juiciest lemon I've ever seen.
Anton Chigurh: Ohhhhh Anonymous Lady.
Anton Chigurh suddenly remembers the salt from earlier and pulls it out from his Anton Chigurh costume. Anton Chigurh uses the salt on Anonymous Lady in the most flexible way possible.
Anonymous Lady: Oh my god where did that salt come from?
Anton Chigurh: Anton Chigurh is full of surprises.
With that Anton Chigurh falls off the board. Unknown to Anton Chigurh a banana slug jumps up onto the board.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh you dirty lemon.
Anton Chigurh: Oohhh Anonymous Lady...
Anonymous Lady: You dirty, DIRTY, skanky lemon!
Anton Chigurh: Ohh Anonymous Lady...Anonymous Lady?
Anonymous Lady: Anton Chigurh?
Anton Chigurh: I'm on the floor.
Anonymous Lady: What the?
Anonymous Lady looks up to see a banana slug on top. Anonymous Lady shrugs.
Anonymous Lady: Get over here Anton Chigurh.
Anton Chigurh: Jesus Christ...
Anton Chigurh and the banana slug go to work on Anonymous Lady. A few minutes later...
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Babaganoosh! Babaganoosh! Jebus! Anyone!
Nick: And...CUT!
Shannon: That's a wrap.
Nick: Fantastic, absolutely perfect, who would've thought...a banana slug!
Shannon: We're going to make millions.
Anton Chigurh: Anonymous Lady?
Anonymous Lady: Anton Chigurh I can't believe we had a threesome with a banana slug.
And that's a wrap. Go on. Go away. The Interactive Porn Story is over. OVER. Go away.
Lemon Me™ does not approved this scene.
Interactive... Porn?
Scene One:
Anton Chigurh opens the door to the studio, rushing in hoping that nobody will notice the time.
Nick: You're late.
Anton Chigurh: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
Nick: It's okay, we were just talking about some small modifications to the new movie.
Anton Chigurh: Oh yeah?
Shannon: Go get changed into your...uh...uniform and we'll get rolling.
Anonymous Lady: And hurry up. I'm not getting any warmer here.
Scene Two:
Anton Chigurh rushes off to the dressing room and puts on the new 'uniform'. On the way back, the uniform gets caught on a salt. Anton Chigurh catches it and stuffs it into the uniforms pocket. This salt might come in handy. When Anton Chigurh returns he sees Anonymous Lady layed out on the board. Anton Chigurh quickly jumps onto the board and gets to work.
Nick: Okay...Start shooting Shannon.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh you're so...shapely and...oh...
Anton Chigurh: Oh, Anonymous Lady you just turn me on baby.
Anonymous Lady: It's always been my ultimate fantasy to see your hair...
Anton Chigurh: You're going to see more than my hair Anonymous Lady...
Anton Chigurh reveals the hair on his Anton Chigurh costume and Anonymous Lady moans with ecstacy. It doesn't take long for the action to go from 'steamy to 'incredibly-mind-blowing-oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-explode'.
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Ohh! ooooo!
Anton Chigurh: Oh my Jebus!
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Oh, I don't have one!
Anton Chigurh: What the?
Anton Chigurh keeps up the work on Anonymous Lady, then sees a planer next to the board. Anton Chigurh grabs it with both hands and grins at Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Holy shit! That's the biggest planer I've seen in my life!
Anton Chigurh: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Anton Chigurh uses the planer on Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Babaganoosh! Babaganoosh! ooooo!
Anton Chigurh: Oh my god, I can't believe that.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh Anonymous Lady!
Anonymous Lady: Ohhhh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh Anonymous Lady!
Anonymous Lady: Ohhhhhhhhhh Anton Chigurh!
Anton Chigurh: Oh for fucks sake Anonymous Lady.
Anonymous Lady: Sorry Anton Chigurh, but it's just you remind me so much of a lemon, I could just eat you.
Anton Chigurh: Oh and I'd let you eat me. I love it when you call me a lemon.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh, you're the juiciest lemon I've ever seen.
Anton Chigurh: Ohhhhh Anonymous Lady.
Anton Chigurh suddenly remembers the salt from earlier and pulls it out from his Anton Chigurh costume. Anton Chigurh uses the salt on Anonymous Lady in the most flexible way possible.
Anonymous Lady: Oh my god where did that salt come from?
Anton Chigurh: Anton Chigurh is full of surprises.
With that Anton Chigurh falls off the board. Unknown to Anton Chigurh a banana slug jumps up onto the board.
Anonymous Lady: Oh Anton Chigurh you dirty lemon.
Anton Chigurh: Oohhh Anonymous Lady...
Anonymous Lady: You dirty, DIRTY, skanky lemon!
Anton Chigurh: Ohh Anonymous Lady...Anonymous Lady?
Anonymous Lady: Anton Chigurh?
Anton Chigurh: I'm on the floor.
Anonymous Lady: What the?
Anonymous Lady looks up to see a banana slug on top. Anonymous Lady shrugs.
Anonymous Lady: Get over here Anton Chigurh.
Anton Chigurh: Jesus Christ...
Anton Chigurh and the banana slug go to work on Anonymous Lady. A few minutes later...
Anonymous Lady: ooooo! Babaganoosh! Babaganoosh! Jebus! Anyone!
Nick: And...CUT!
Shannon: That's a wrap.
Nick: Fantastic, absolutely perfect, who would've thought...a banana slug!
Shannon: We're going to make millions.
Anton Chigurh: Anonymous Lady?
Anonymous Lady: Anton Chigurh I can't believe we had a threesome with a banana slug.
And that's a wrap. Go on. Go away. The Interactive Porn Story is over. OVER. Go away.
Lemon Me™ does not approved this scene.