Home invasion

[antonchigurh]

Well, I had something interesting happen last night. I found a big pile of poo on the floor in my house. I have no other pets besides Sammy- and I know he couldn’t have done this- which meant something was in the house. On with the hunt. I looked throughout the house and found the culprit in my bedroom. There was a cat… on my bed. On. My. Bed. I’ve

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[87octane]

I love kitties.
;____;

Adopt him.
Name him Moss. LOOLLLLLLLL.

[antonchigurh]

Let me ask you something. Let's say someone you don't know sneaks into your house, takes a dump on your floor then sleeps in your bed. Would you want to be friend-os with them?

[serene_orange]

don't judge. Maybe that person is lonely and/or has a scat fetish

[antonchigurh]

Feces fetish or not, I'd kill them.

[serene_orange]

but not the cute kitty. :)

[antonchigurh]

Cats are...well...cats. They don't know any better. A person does.

[serene_orange]

I promise to not break into your house and shit on your floor. Am I safe?

[antonchigurh]

I'd appreciate that.

You're only safe if you also don't sleep in my bed.

[serene_orange]

then how am I supposed to play creepy stalker lady ?

[antonchigurh]

Hide in the closet.

[serene_orange]

see... thanks. You are full of helpful information .

I am tall-ish. Please make sure I have room to stand comfortably while I stand in wait .

[antonchigurh]

Well, I'm 6'3" and it's taller than me so you should be O.K.

[87octane]

But I could never be mad at a kitty. ;-;

[antonchigurh]

Even after what this one did?
You have a high tolerance.