Nice end of the world you got there. It'd be a pity if nothing happened to it...
I was going to write something witty and insightful here about the whole mess, about the terrible batting average of doomsaying prophets and how there's plenty of holy script in plenty of faiths warning the faithful against falling for this crap even if you don't allow common sense to impinge upon your reality, but my brain really isn't firing on all cylinders right now. So I'll finish this breakfast (that toaster waffles take an hour to make and eat is another sign of my sluggishness) and head off to buy the accoutrements traditional for the usual ceremony of renewal that happens around this time of year in my culture.
And after that, laundry and packing of luggage. Yay.
-- Steve is wondering if shaking his head is going to help the coffee with perking him up.