one day i will throw my car into a backalley dumpster and then light that dumpster on fire

Jan 06, 2011 20:03

my car decided to be an asshole today. again. right after i bought that plush slot. LMAO I WAS LIKE THINKING, IS THIS THE UNIVERSE'S PUNISHMENT TO ME FOR NOT SAVING EVERY CENT I'VE GOTTEN IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS!?

i'm still not entirely sure why it happened but basically my car alarm was disabling me from turning on my engine. (despite me, you know, being INSIDE the damn car.) i finally got it to work after unlocked/relocking my car like 60 times with the beeper. but it was obnoxious because 50% of the time i'd try to turn it on it would do nothing (but turn on its interior lights, engine did nothing.) and the other 50% of the time it would sound the car alarm. lollollo.

basically my car is batshit insane and is probs worth about 50 cents and sometimes i want to smash its face up with a stick.

also i called my house when it was first being a dbag and no one answered my call or even knew i call. my parents both keep their cell phones next to the phone no one heard called....like wtf would happen if it was an emergency? gggggggg its kind of sad but i have like 0 emergency contacts. i can just see myself dying in a gutter and then getting voice mail forever until dead. also ya i would probs try to call someone else instead of 911 if it was that serious because i am a dumbfuck and too terrified to reach outside my comfort zone esp on the phone ohohoo

but it was mostly cuz i wanted someone to come pnch my car in the face until it worked so i wouldnt have to walk home, but it fixed itself finally.

did i mention one time the key got wedged in the ignition so i couldn't pull it out before too? idk what caused that either but i finally unjammed it lol. IT STILL SOMETIMES TRIES TO GET STUCK IN THERE AND I HAVE TO FIGHT WITH IT......but yeah. my car isn't even that old but it's still a piece of crap. ):

ALSO THIS IS A RANDOM QUESTION BUT DO ANYONE OF YOU GUYS KNOW WHO CAN MAKE JACKETS. i decided recently i want cole's jacket but idk how to do patterns for clothing so idk if i could do it. aaaaaaahhhhhhssjad. i could probs look online for one that looks similar but im too lazy for that obviously.

you guys last night in new vegas i had to kill an entire nest of night stalkers and it made me sad forever cuz they are the best. their walk cycles are the most adorable thing ever and they are so cuuuuuuttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee. but as soon as one notices me boone runs over there and like kicks its face off. :'c poor things.

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CURSE YOU THEMATIC TRAILERS. YOU ARE MY WEAKNESS.

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but look how badass this looks okay. gosh.

car, rage, infamous, voice mail until dead, killzone, fallout: new vegas, family, i will light today on fire, irl, halp, cool story bro, this entry is made of 100% anger

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