eleventh psywave | written/audio/action

[antlioncyclone]

Aquarius
Baked goods are in abundance.
Your next career: Pet Therapist.
The bats in your attic are organizing.
Your prison record WILL come up. No point hiding it any more.

[....okay then. what is this supposed to....TO THE JOURNALS WITH IT]

What is an Aquarius?

[....]

What are these messages supposed to be?

[Just seconds after those messages are written,

Comments

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

[Robert, still in the middle of baking, and smeared with a collection of dry ingredients, peers into the screen of his journal at that. ... Are those cakes?]

Are you... qu-quite alright, Mewtwo...?

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

Yes. Just annoyed.

[Written]

[semper_cogitans]

[If he laid down on a cake he'd probably be annoyed too.]

I can... hardly blame you.

...

Did... somebody put confections in your bed...?

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

Yes. Someone.

[....is going to get a small Psywave to the face.]

[Voice] derp that was supposed to be voice </moron>

[semper_cogitans]

Wh-who in the world would do such a ridiculous thing?

[... Says the man cooking yet another dozen cookies despite already having a dozen of them.]

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

I don't have any proof, but I think I know.

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

[Well, that's more than Robert can say.]

... I hope it was not... d-done to cause harm.

[Voice]

[antlioncyclone]

Cakes are not harmful. Irritating, but not harmful.

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

... Duly acknowledged. Though... s-surely there must have been intent behind it...

...

Though it could... b-be related to the strange occurrences in Luceti... [Likely another experiment.]

[Voice]

[antlioncyclone]

[strange occurrences?

...wait, fuck-

OH WELL Gold's a big boy he can deal with baked goods in his bed. WHUP.]

what kind of strange occurrences

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

... V-Various "horoscopes" [- he says the word with disdain -] coming to pass a-amongst... the populace. They are almost... uniformly unpleasant, but generally not... p-particularly dangerous.

So far, only... o-one seems to have affected me. [He hasn't noticed that he's more confident than usual.]

[Voice]

[antlioncyclone]

[Malnosso shenanigans. Got it.]

What is a horoscope?

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

... As far as I u-understand the concept, they are... l-long-outdated methods of... attempting to acertain a p-person's fate using arbitrarily-decided planetary and star affiliations.

[The only reason he knows this much is because it's still a subject of derision on Terra. Even then, it's only vaguely known by the populace...]