18:11 Fall means that whenever I go outside, even just for a minute, my hair will smell like burning leaves.
# 20:22 "I had to have sex with him again just so he would shut up"
# 00:16 I just saw some trees and thought they were people.
# 09:09 I had the most surreal experience ever this morning and I still can't tell if I had it when I was asleep or awake.
# 14:12 "We can get married just as long as I get some dick on the side" ~Jim
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