~*tweetz*~
17:39 If I were a pokemon, I would be a lapras. Who wants a ride? #
19:28 "if you were wasted and had vomit dripping out of your mouth...it'd be a pose" ~ Zach #
19:45 TGI Friday's for Carrie's birthday. <3 #
19:54 Learning the proper way to open an umbrella thanks to Zack and Nick. ("Push and shake") #
20:49 Still waiting for a seat...some man missing a front tooth just asked us if we want drinks. #
20:56 Man without a tooth has actually been walking around harassing people...waiting for a manager to lay down a smackdown. #
22:15 "That's a vibrator, not a phone!" ~McKinley #
00:04 "I always wanted to have sex with two chocolate gay men at the same time" ~ @schweff2 #
00:12 I love how enthralled Zach and Nick are with my boobs. Zach just tried to weigh them, he estimates them at 7-10 pounds...each. #
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