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tomorrow i have to remember to email this ad on craigslist that's offering money for erotic novels.
i have one planned out...it's called "Mechanics of the Heart".
it's about a woman and her lover who works as a mechanic. i'm researching for it by reading a romance novel entitled "Nobody But You" which is about some stupid bitch and some lame ass private eye who are constantly at odds with each other's personal ethos yet somehow always end up almost doing it. Let me read you an excerpt from it:
" He touched her mouth with his thumb, gently urging her to part her lips, to let him in. She did, her mouth opening with a little sigh as he slipped his thumb inside. She licked the sauce from his thumb, her tongue laving the slightly rough skin. Then, without ever taking her eyes from his, she closed her lips around him and sucked, drawing his thumb in and out, in and out. The erotic rhythm took hold and her body pulsed in anticipation. "
girlporn is weird ass shit.
I'd also highly recommend that you go to this link here. it's disturbing and i have no idea how to react to it, but if you're jewish you might get a kick out of it.
http://www.break.com/index/jewish-girl-prank-calls-her-parents.html
i'd make it so you could click on the link, except i'm too lazy to look up how to do that so i won't. i typically avoid pictures and that thing (whatever it's called) because i follow a spartan tactic to writing. tough as nails, bitch. tough as nails.
i have one planned out...it's called "Mechanics of the Heart".
it's about a woman and her lover who works as a mechanic. i'm researching for it by reading a romance novel entitled "Nobody But You" which is about some stupid bitch and some lame ass private eye who are constantly at odds with each other's personal ethos yet somehow always end up almost doing it. Let me read you an excerpt from it:
" He touched her mouth with his thumb, gently urging her to part her lips, to let him in. She did, her mouth opening with a little sigh as he slipped his thumb inside. She licked the sauce from his thumb, her tongue laving the slightly rough skin. Then, without ever taking her eyes from his, she closed her lips around him and sucked, drawing his thumb in and out, in and out. The erotic rhythm took hold and her body pulsed in anticipation. "
girlporn is weird ass shit.
I'd also highly recommend that you go to this link here. it's disturbing and i have no idea how to react to it, but if you're jewish you might get a kick out of it.
http://www.break.com/index/jewish-girl-prank-calls-her-parents.html
i'd make it so you could click on the link, except i'm too lazy to look up how to do that so i won't. i typically avoid pictures and that thing (whatever it's called) because i follow a spartan tactic to writing. tough as nails, bitch. tough as nails.