Poison Ivy
The other day I was riding around with Josh, and managed to pick up a bit of poison ivy. And by bit of poison ivy, I mean that my face is swelling up like a monster, there are gaping wounds with puss coming out all over my face, and there's a bit that managed to work itself all over my body.
A few places that Eric has poison ivy:
Face (cheek, forehead, chin, eye - the left side is swelling, and soon my left eye will be swelled shut)
Chest (multiple spots, including chest, side, and belly)
Inside of my elbow (this is the worst part, as it leaks puss all fucking day)
Ass.
Yep, got it on my ass, too - which is probably the worst spot, because I have to put this hydrocortizone cream on it, which feels like pasty slimeyness in my asscrack.
I'm sure you all wanted to know all of those details. Actually - I don't care what you want to know, since I'm the one that's suffering here.
Bring me chicken noodle soup ASAP, kthx.
Boy I wish I had health insurance so I could go to the doctor to get this taken care of.
A few places that Eric has poison ivy:
Face (cheek, forehead, chin, eye - the left side is swelling, and soon my left eye will be swelled shut)
Chest (multiple spots, including chest, side, and belly)
Inside of my elbow (this is the worst part, as it leaks puss all fucking day)
Ass.
Yep, got it on my ass, too - which is probably the worst spot, because I have to put this hydrocortizone cream on it, which feels like pasty slimeyness in my asscrack.
I'm sure you all wanted to know all of those details. Actually - I don't care what you want to know, since I'm the one that's suffering here.
Bring me chicken noodle soup ASAP, kthx.
Boy I wish I had health insurance so I could go to the doctor to get this taken care of.