oh man...
Dear America,
Please don't take this the wrong way, but we Canadians really
need you to stop dumping your garbage in our country.
Now before you react, please note that we are well aware that
we ship over 5,000 tonnes(or "tons" if you wish) of landfill from
Toronto to Michigan every year and that thankfully(for us that is)
Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Brett Hull and Tom Green have decided to
make your country their home.
However distasteful all of this may be... I'm quite sure you will agree that
the vengeance that you have lain upon us goes FAR beyond the bounds
of karmic retribution...
THIS MAN...
Has been living in my city for the past few years and I think it's time
that you took him the fuck back.
Seriously....
In closing, We the people of Canada are asking you to please consider that
we have said very little while our talent, medical professionals and natural
resources have made their ways south of the border.
We hope that you will honour(or “honor” if you wish) our country's long
standing tradition of cross border cooperation and please remove this
"person" from our land.
Thanking you in advance for your kind consideration,
Canada
P.S.
Whilst we have an open dialogue and if it's not too much to ask..
Would you please tell George W. Bush to go and suck a dick?
Thanks again.
Please don't take this the wrong way, but we Canadians really
need you to stop dumping your garbage in our country.
Now before you react, please note that we are well aware that
we ship over 5,000 tonnes(or "tons" if you wish) of landfill from
Toronto to Michigan every year and that thankfully(for us that is)
Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Brett Hull and Tom Green have decided to
make your country their home.
However distasteful all of this may be... I'm quite sure you will agree that
the vengeance that you have lain upon us goes FAR beyond the bounds
of karmic retribution...
THIS MAN...
Has been living in my city for the past few years and I think it's time
that you took him the fuck back.
Seriously....
In closing, We the people of Canada are asking you to please consider that
we have said very little while our talent, medical professionals and natural
resources have made their ways south of the border.
We hope that you will honour(or “honor” if you wish) our country's long
standing tradition of cross border cooperation and please remove this
"person" from our land.
Thanking you in advance for your kind consideration,
Canada
P.S.
Whilst we have an open dialogue and if it's not too much to ask..
Would you please tell George W. Bush to go and suck a dick?
Thanks again.