this post is public because I need to appreciate some people.
My life in (not-so-short, come on, self) bullet points:
• school sucks monkey balls. Like, I have no words for the amount that school sucks balls. I haven't written a word that isn't school-related in weeks, that's how much school sucks balls. I do not want to write this thesis paper, I do not want to present this thesis paper, I do not want to defend this thesis paper, I just want to learn. Can I just do that? Can I just go to school and learn for the sake of learning and not have to pointlessly demonstrate that knowledge for a diploma?
• I will probably put up a poll soon, because this thesis paper involves the irreligious views of adolescents, and the majority of you are atheist/agnostic, I think, and even if you aren't adolescents anymore, YOU WERE ONCE, so. I SHALL BE IN NEED OF YOUR OPINIONS ONCE I PHRASE MY QUESTIONS CORRECTLY.
• It is April! With the end of the Black March boycott, I went back to my regularly-scheduled sheep funding of mass media oppression of the citizen via our need for instant gratification by going to see The Hunger Games with lady_amaunet and purchasing The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. I meant to gorge on them both, but The Hunger Games left me too emotionally exhausted. ugh feels.
• also when I was purchasing TGWDT, the guy at the register was like, "you sure? this has a lot of nudity in it," and I need to carry around notecards for this shit, because instead of going, "no, it has a lot of Lisbeth Salander being unapologetically badass, that's what you're threatened by. either that, or you're trying to subtly warn me about the explicit rape scene, which I already know about, because TGWDT only garnered an R rating despite the explicit rape scene, because that's how the MPAA treats violence against and degradation of women," because I lose all articulation when I need it most, I just said, "yeah, how about those boobs," and left the store.
• Sometimes I make quality decisions, in case you missed the memo.
• SPEAKING OF BADASS LADIES, check out what the amazing, AMAZING quintenttsy put together: PODFIC OF MY PREGNANT!ERICA FIC. AAHHHH OH MY GOD, coming so soon on the heels of this excellent work of excellence by lunchy_munchy, I CANNOT COPE WITH THESE FEELS. HELP. THESE LADIES AND THEIR VOICES ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME.
/insert any Emma Stone weeping and eating ice cream gif here
• school sucks monkey balls. Like, I have no words for the amount that school sucks balls. I haven't written a word that isn't school-related in weeks, that's how much school sucks balls. I do not want to write this thesis paper, I do not want to present this thesis paper, I do not want to defend this thesis paper, I just want to learn. Can I just do that? Can I just go to school and learn for the sake of learning and not have to pointlessly demonstrate that knowledge for a diploma?
• I will probably put up a poll soon, because this thesis paper involves the irreligious views of adolescents, and the majority of you are atheist/agnostic, I think, and even if you aren't adolescents anymore, YOU WERE ONCE, so. I SHALL BE IN NEED OF YOUR OPINIONS ONCE I PHRASE MY QUESTIONS CORRECTLY.
• It is April! With the end of the Black March boycott, I went back to my regularly-scheduled sheep funding of mass media oppression of the citizen via our need for instant gratification by going to see The Hunger Games with lady_amaunet and purchasing The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. I meant to gorge on them both, but The Hunger Games left me too emotionally exhausted. ugh feels.
• also when I was purchasing TGWDT, the guy at the register was like, "you sure? this has a lot of nudity in it," and I need to carry around notecards for this shit, because instead of going, "no, it has a lot of Lisbeth Salander being unapologetically badass, that's what you're threatened by. either that, or you're trying to subtly warn me about the explicit rape scene, which I already know about, because TGWDT only garnered an R rating despite the explicit rape scene, because that's how the MPAA treats violence against and degradation of women," because I lose all articulation when I need it most, I just said, "yeah, how about those boobs," and left the store.
• Sometimes I make quality decisions, in case you missed the memo.
• SPEAKING OF BADASS LADIES, check out what the amazing, AMAZING quintenttsy put together: PODFIC OF MY PREGNANT!ERICA FIC. AAHHHH OH MY GOD, coming so soon on the heels of this excellent work of excellence by lunchy_munchy, I CANNOT COPE WITH THESE FEELS. HELP. THESE LADIES AND THEIR VOICES ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME.
/insert any Emma Stone weeping and eating ice cream gif here